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Post by Woody »

Catspaw wrote: #3
Emmet wrote:I'll take a 2, because I'm so self-centered and it sounds like ToO.
Emmet the ToOer

Emmet is on the ToO.
Emmet likes the ToO.
Emmet is a smart person.
Emmet is a wise person.

Emmet doesn't really rhyme with many words that make any sense,
But that's no reason for sitting on the fence!
He works hard to earn lots of (ToO) cents,
Watch our for his wit, or your screen will have dents.
That made absolutely no sense, whatsoever. But the Woody likes. \:D/
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Limerick wrote:I love your avatar, Catspaw :)

And, hmm, hmm, poemsss sound good...

I think I shall ask for Number 2, but a poem for me, not about me, about Emmet and MLP *hides*
Why thank you! The Avatar Roulette game turned our rather well for me, I must say!

A Brief Limerick:
Limerick gave away his poem. The End.

Variations Along a Similar Theme:
Emmett and MLP are the people that this poem is about.
I don't know who MLP is or why it is necessary to hide in the presence of Emmet and MLO.
Clearly MLP is very scary and terrible.
MLP, be nice to Limerick. Stop being mean.
Stop being scary.
Just stop.

Now.

Really.
That actually turned out... really funny. xD BTW, MLP stands for My Little Pony, which I despise. :p

*prepares to be attacked by all the fangirls and bronies*

*realizes that bronies is only a w away from being brownies*

*eats the bronies in hopes that they taste like brownies*
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Post by American Eagle »

I'll take a bonus #1. It won't require you to do much work, Catspaw. \:D/
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Three people can still request my monies! \:D/ It’s a new day but that doesn’t mean the celebration has to stop!
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It was beautiful.

You should do this more often. ^_^
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No one gets money until a full nine people get money so somebody better request it :x
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bookworm wrote:No one gets money until a full nine people get money so somebody better request it :x
'ould you spar' a penny 'or a user, gov'ner?
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It’s been a month; I’m closing my offer, surprised a full nine people didn’t take it. I can’t imagine why anyone would not want free money.

Jehoshaphat, Woody, snubs, Bren, ~JCGJ~, Marvin, and TKD get 2¢! \:D/
(It was originally going to be the traditional 1¢ but I decided to match this payout just so everyone was even.)
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bookworm wrote:It’s been a month; I’m closing my offer, surprised a full nine people didn’t take it. I can’t imagine why anyone would not want free money.
If you're legitimately surprised, then that's no good.
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I am legitimately surprised. It’s inconceivable to me that someone would turn down free money with absolutely no strings attached.
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Probably because most sensible people don't really care for a penny or two. Reputations do precede people, after all.
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bookworm is really letting you give a gift to yourself. :yes: You get more money from your post asking for money than what he actually gives you.
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Post by bookworm »

That's exactly right, there's more to what you get than what I personally give. People can't see the big picture.

And even if it was just the penny, it's a penny more than you had before. I still see no reason not to want it.
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