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Postby The Top Crusader » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:27 pm

oduissy times octupuss iisue 1

heelo and wlecome to todais news! there is an electon soon in oditty and many peepel r running!!! they r running r evil hick an joanothon, ek hairdryer2k2 & sonnanu hydra, texas ranger and gipp, and still porker and wonton, and hakekebe and mrwhite!!!! i think tha r all AWSOMNESSSSS!!!!!!!! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ the electin will be held soon i dunt no when relly but be sur to VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o

ion otter news, spadowhaw isnt in luuv with skooterfreek555 :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: but he luks like stehpen and curtis charpman!!!!!! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

also this weke ther was a contest of bumpong hostid by ek it was relly kewl~!!!!!!!11 \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ i dint win thogh :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

ok that is al da new news!!! lol rolft!! NEW NEWS!!!!! dats hilairyous!!!! (sp)!!!11

ok bye :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby Evil Chick » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:34 pm

:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

That's most amusing, Top! I love the way people seem to be coming up with more and more names for me. Evil Chicken, Evil Chuck, Evil Hick... :lol:

I give this paper an A+ rating, and the "Paper of the Year Award" \:D/
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Postby The Top Crusader » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:39 pm

Yes, well I'm glad you liked it. I may have to consider a future career in journalism if this takes off.
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Postby AioMan » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:42 pm

:hilarious:
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Postby Zeba » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:56 pm

Lol, that was funny! :hilarious:
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Postby The Top Crusader » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:07 pm

LOL, great job, Top! :hilarious:
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Postby Catspaw » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:42 pm

Wow, this is quite a masterpiece! :anxious: To delete or not to delete - that is a difficult question. ;)
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Postby AIO Psyche » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:12 pm

And yet, something tells me that this was an inspired work.........:-k
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Postby Catspaw » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:15 pm

Definitely inspired! \:D/ The source may be somewhat suspect ;) but when it brings forth a wonder such as this, who cares? \:D/
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Postby The Top Crusader » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:26 am

It's so inspired it would be included in the Bible of that wasn't blasphemous! \:D/
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Postby David O » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:41 am

This is an atrocity - a shame to all that is good penmanship! This paper should be burned, its author thrown in the slammer, and all its readers compensated for the time lost while reading this shamble. :noway:
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Postby Wooton » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:05 pm

David O wrote:This is an atrocity - a shame to all that is good penmanship! This paper should be burned, its author thrown in the slammer, and all its readers compensated for the time lost while reading this shamble. :noway:


And this from a user who's signature say: "Eat the duckies! Quack! Quack!" :noway: Who agrees?

Top, on behalf of The Wooton Report (which is currently on a break), we give this 3 out of 3 thumbs up! Image Image Image

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Postby Kenric » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:10 pm

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Postby Wooton » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:31 pm

Woah! Election buddy! Didn't recongnize ya there duuuuuude.....

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Postby Shad Lexer » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:42 pm

Aweoemness my freind.
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Re: teh odissy octopus

Postby Wooton » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:32 am

The Top Crusader wrote:oduissy times octupuss iisue 1

heelo and wlecome to todais news! there is an electon soon in oditty and many peepel r running!!! they r running r evil hick an joanothon, ek hairdryer2k2 & sonnanu hydra, texas ranger and gipp, and still porker and wonton, and hakekebe and mrwhite!!!! i think tha r all AWSOMNESSSSS!!!!!!!! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ the electin will be held soon i dunt no when relly but be sur to VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o

ion otter news, spadowhaw isnt in luuv with skooterfreek555 :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: but he luks like stehpen and curtis charpman!!!!!! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

also this weke ther was a contest of bumpong hostid by ek it was relly kewl~!!!!!!!11 \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ i dint win thogh :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

ok that is al da new news!!! lol rolft!! NEW NEWS!!!!! dats hilairyous!!!! (sp)!!!11

ok bye :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


MORE! :demonstration:
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Postby Lonesome Dove » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:58 am

*is confused... very confused...*
18:36 <Katilyn>: *somehting
18:36 <Katilyn>: **somehting
18:36 <Katilyn>: ...
18:36 <Katilyn>: ***something
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Postby NatetheGreat » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:12 am

:lol: You guys crack me up! :lol:
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Postby Bennett » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:33 am

Interesting Issue Mr. Whit... :-k

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Postby Catspaw » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:40 pm

You do know that Top wrote that, right, Bennett? ;)
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