The Odyssey Tattler: Issue #1

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Postby The Scribbler » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:04 am

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Postby PonysHorses » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:04 am

Yes, It was fantastic!!
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Postby Eugene Blackgaard » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:49 am

Really sir, you insult the intelligence of the people if you expect them to believe any of this.

The Scribbler wrote:Note: A few of the articles in this paper are false. Actually, most of these articles are false. Oh what the heck, every article in the paper is false, and ment for entertainment perposes only. But hey, if you beleive it, we've done our job!


Hmmph. Riff raff.
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Postby PonysHorses » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:58 am

Oh come on! Do you EVER have any fun? I think you need to get out in the fresh air and HAVE FUN! Then come back locked in your room, and read the Tattler again. Then you will get it.
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:01 am

I'd bet my left shoe that EB was just being silly in his comments, PH. \:D/
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Postby Dr. Watson » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:02 am

While your journalistic standards are zilch, Herr Scribbler, I have to admit it was quite entertaining.
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Postby PonysHorses » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:11 am

It was totaly a GREAT paper!! I can't wait tell the next one comes out. When will that be Scribble??
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Postby Chandler » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:13 pm

I loved it! :lol: That was a masterpiece! =D> =D>
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Postby Andrea Meltsner » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:22 pm

oh joy! what a lovely paper! cant wait till the next one! gee I hope no one talks about me...
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Postby J-man » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:53 pm

It was great except for all the false articles
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Postby Bmuntz » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:57 pm

I do not think the part on Top trying to pay off voters was fake because that Writer guy or gal said that it could be checked by Shadowpaw.
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Postby mr. mellow » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:10 pm

all the interviews were not fake by the way.
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:12 pm

Bmuntz wrote:I do not think the part on Top trying to pay off voters was fake because that Writer guy or gal said that it could be checked by Shadowpaw.


I would never pay off voters. :noway:
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Postby Andrea Meltsner » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:15 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:
Bmuntz wrote:I do not think the part on Top trying to pay off voters was fake because that Writer guy or gal said that it could be checked by Shadowpaw.


I would never pay off voters. :noway:


well this person seems to think you were saying that. maybe you should be more articulate next time.
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Postby Bmuntz » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:16 pm

Okay you never did pay off voters...yet. So Top wheres that $50 for that work I did. *Hint Hint*
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:18 pm

AndreaMeltsner wrote:
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Bmuntz wrote:I do not think the part on Top trying to pay off voters was fake because that Writer guy or gal said that it could be checked by Shadowpaw.


I would never pay off voters. :noway:


well this person seems to think you were saying that. maybe you should be more articulate next time.


I was asked a question that was obvious bait, so I responded sarcastically with all the lovely things I would do for the person if they supported me. I thought said person would understand the concept of "kidding", but, alas, apparently not. :noway:
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Postby Bmuntz » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:26 pm

And I'm still waiting for the key to the city Top!
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:28 pm

I left it inside with the door locked, so I can't get back in. :(
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Postby The Scribbler » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:18 pm

As I said, we will have a new issue of the Tattler each Saturday.

Also, if you hear some interesting info, get a tip, or just have a good idea for an article, please PM me. People with good tips and info will be paid.

As I said before, no one is safe from my writers and investigators. So don't be suprised if you find yourself in the Tattler.
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Postby Eugene Blackgaard » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:31 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:I'd bet my left shoe that EB was just being silly in his comments, PH. \:D/


So Do I owe you my left shoe? Because yes, I was kidding. ;)
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