The Odyssey Tattler: Issue #2

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Postby Catspaw » Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:22 pm

I just can't deny it any more - I have a crush on the Top Crusader! :inlove: He's so cool! Who discovered my secret? :-k I didn't think that it was so obvious...*looks at the evidence* Hmm, next time I have a crush on such a cool guy that is so deserving of the position of mayor, I'll try to hide it better. ;)

Cool paper! :D *Wonders when the next Odyssey Times will be out so she can get the real news*
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Postby mr. mellow » Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:43 pm

maybe you two will marry somday :headscratch:
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Postby Eugene Blackgaard » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:22 pm

Whoever someday is, I'd doubt he/she would want to marry Top.
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Postby Dr. Watson » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:46 pm

"Sweating hands?"

Wha--??

Scribbler, where on earth do you pick up these "observations?" Ladies and gentlemen, it was *his* hands which were sweating! Namely, because my good butler Cunningham (6'3'' 235lbs, and armed with numerous firearms) was standing behind Scribbler's chair throughout the entire chat! (Just in case things got rough)
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:22 pm

mellow wrote:maybe you two will marry somday :headscratch:


Indeed! We shall have a DOUBLE WEDDING with you and Elf! :D The whole Town of Odyssey will be invited! And EB will be the flower girl! \:D/
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Postby JesusFreak777 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:23 pm

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Indeed! We shall have a DOUBLE WEDDING with you and Elf! The whole Town of Odyssey will be invited! And EB will be the flower girl!


ummm wouldnt he be the ring bearer?
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:29 pm

Compromise on Flower Boy? :noway:
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Postby JesusFreak777 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:34 pm

Hey it's your wedding, but I'm telling EB you called him a girl.
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Postby Trent DeWhite » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:37 pm

JesusFreak wrote:ummm wouldnt he be the ring bearer?

Allow me to do the honors :) . . .
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:44 pm

The ring bearer should probably be Frodo.
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Postby JesusFreak777 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:50 pm

lol I have to say this is probably the first time I have ever seen a bunch of guys plan a wedding. :hilarious:
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Postby Eugene Blackgaard » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:17 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:The ring bearer should probably be Frodo.


Yes, but generally one likes to see the bride, not have her vanishing. We could let Sauron be the ring-bearer, but he'd probably destroy the chapel... :(
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Postby JesusFreak777 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:38 pm

LOL EB d oyou realize that your running mate called you a girl?

not that there is anything wrong with being one of us.
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:43 pm

JesusFreak777 wrote:LOL EB d oyou realize that your running mate called you a girl?

not that there is anything wrong with being one of us.


I wasn't really calling him a girl, just giving him the title of "flower girl"... theres a difference... maybe... #-o
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Postby Elf of Rivendell » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:46 pm

Frodo and Samwise(aka Ray). They both carried the Ring at one point, after all. :-

Sam could keep Frodo from disappearing or something.
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Postby JesusFreak777 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:48 pm

From my experience Top, the ones that carry the flowers are usually girls, thus the term flower girl. the oned that carry the ring are usually boys because the girl is carrying the flower. Until now I have never heard of a boy carrying the flowers in a wedding.

wasn't really calling him a girl, just giving him the title of "flower girl"... theres a difference... maybe...



keep thinking. :D apparently EB has no opinion on the matter so unlessyou bring it up again, I shall say nothing more...other than this has given me a great laugh.

BTW we are really :offtopic:
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Postby EK » Sun May 01, 2005 12:58 pm

gollum could be the ring bearer
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Postby Evil Chick » Sun May 01, 2005 1:59 pm

Wow, Scribbler! Great job! I loved the article on the secret crushes!
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Postby PonysHorses » Sun May 01, 2005 2:00 pm

Yeah, that was my favorite too!
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Postby Christian Cowgirl » Sun May 01, 2005 3:05 pm

PonysHorses wrote:Yeah, that was my favorite too!
I do believe you've said that :p


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