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Postby Catspaw » Sun May 01, 2005 3:40 pm

AREM wrote:why must we go on

We must go on because this is the happiest day of my life! \:D/

*runs out to buy a gorgeous wedding dress and waits for a ring*
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Postby mr. mellow » Sun May 01, 2005 6:39 pm

ah this is bad.... all these woman going after him hmmm reminds me of Clinten... do we really want a guy like that? EB what do you have to say about this? this is a disgrase to your campainge
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Postby Manda » Sun May 01, 2005 6:40 pm

And how old were you when the Clinton stuff was going on, Mellow? :shame:
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Postby Eugene Blackgaard » Sun May 01, 2005 6:41 pm

mellow wrote:this is a disgrase to your campainge


Ahh, I don't know about that, buddy. It's not a disgrace. Maybe a dismercy, but not a disgrace. ;)

And what's this? You prefer campainge to champaign? Me to! :)
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Postby mr. mellow » Sun May 01, 2005 6:50 pm

Monday wrote:And how old were you when the Clinton stuff was going on, Mellow? :shame:

well you do here about this stuff when your older monday.... :-k
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Postby Manda » Sun May 01, 2005 7:09 pm

mellow wrote:
Monday wrote:And how old were you when the Clinton stuff was going on, Mellow? :shame:

well you do here about this stuff when your older monday.... :-k


Uh-huh... :-k
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Postby mr. mellow » Sun May 01, 2005 8:24 pm

I dont get what your trying to get at.
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Postby Bart Rathbone » Sun May 01, 2005 8:46 pm

Scribbler, I wanted to letcha's know that this is one mighty fine paper! The wife just eats it up! ...not to mention the dog.
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Postby Shad Lexer » Mon May 02, 2005 6:28 am

That was great!
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Postby StupendousMan » Mon May 02, 2005 9:12 am

That depends on your meaning of the word great...
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Postby Manda » Mon May 02, 2005 9:19 am

StupendousMan wrote:That depends on your meaning of the word great...


I believe he meant:

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Postby The Scribbler » Mon May 02, 2005 12:38 pm

Bart Rathbone wrote:Scribbler, I wanted to letcha's know that this is one mighty fine paper! The wife just eats it up! ...not to mention the dog.


Why thank you Bart. You are our number one reader.

Just to inform everyone, expect next weeks issue to deal souly with the current goings on. The great paw being in prison, the voting ordeal, AREM, etc. Expect a full report, only in The Odyssey Tattler.
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Postby PonysHorses » Mon May 02, 2005 3:51 pm

Not all the women have a crush on him. I for one have not got hit by the spell. I do not love him. Why would I (besides that fact that he would put a spell on me)??
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Postby Andrea Meltsner » Mon May 02, 2005 4:09 pm

PonysHorses wrote:Not all the women have a crush on him. I for one have not got hit by the spell. I do not love him. Why would I (besides that fact that he would put a spell on me)??


I also do not like Top in that way. :noway:
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Postby The Top Crusader » Mon May 02, 2005 5:46 pm

Of course not. They do not choose me, I choose them. :noway:
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Postby Christian Cowgirl » Mon May 02, 2005 5:51 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:Of course not. They do not choose me, I choose them. :noway:
Haha, I mean, oh Top I love the way your kidneys work, I'm amazed at how freely you blink your eye lids, and your hair grows at such an awsome rate.
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Postby Catspaw » Mon May 02, 2005 10:35 pm

Back off, Christian Cowgirl - he's mine! :inlove:

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Postby The Top Crusader » Mon May 02, 2005 10:40 pm

There's enough of my for everyone! \:D/
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Postby JesusFreak777 » Mon May 02, 2005 10:49 pm

I repeat my earlier statement.
I think Top has a serious ego problem and you ladies aren't helping. :p
Then again...Top IS pretty funny.[/quote]
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Postby The Top Crusader » Mon May 02, 2005 10:53 pm

Not just funny, but funny looking, too! \:D/
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