October 21st, 2011
Is Harold Camping right this time?
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When the Judgment and Rapture were supposed to be on the same day, back in May, there was supposed to be a massive worldwide earthquake. But now that the Judgment and Rapture have been separated, no nothing much is supposed to happen today. I mean as far as disasters go. All that is supposed to happen is the saved will be Raptured and then the world will just ‘end’. He doesn’t say when or how this time, just that it will be ‘very quiet’.Jesus' Princess wrote:so what is supposedly going to happen tomorrow? Like a massive earthquake or something? Or is he saying the world will just end?
So I guess the only way to see if he’s wrong is to wait until tomorrow morning and see if we’re still here, since there’s nothing we’re supposed to notice.
Of course!
Yeah, just waking up in Heaven =P
Yeah, just waking up in Heaven =P
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ARGH. I totally forgot I was gonna be raptured today. Maybe I'm not truly saved. OH SNAP. MY FAMILY JUST DISAPPEARED.
lolz, that song in FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!
lolz, that song in FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!
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#FOREVERKITTYJehoshaphat wrote:I mean every election is basically just choosing what type of government we want.
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Well, I'm still here...unless it is according to a different time zone...in which case, oops!
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We're alive!
Not that I'm surprised or anything. "No man knows the day, nor the hour"...
Not that I'm surprised or anything. "No man knows the day, nor the hour"...
*insert provocative quote here*
Or the Family Radio Translation: "Harold Camping knows the day, and the hour, because he figured it out with mathematical formulae and even though he was wrong 12 times in the past, he's gonna be right this time, because God told him."IDANCE4JESUS wrote:We're alive!
Not that I'm surprised or anything. "No man knows the day, nor the hour"...
*feels himself slowly*
I do not believe this.
I live.
I do not believe this.
I live.
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But God told him all of the other times, as well... I guess God's a liar.ric wrote:Or the Family Radio Translation: "Harold Camping knows the day, and the hour, because he figured it out with mathematical formulae and even though he was wrong 12 times in the past, he's gonna be right this time, because God told him."IDANCE4JESUS wrote:We're alive!
Not that I'm surprised or anything. "No man knows the day, nor the hour"...
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#FOREVERKITTYJehoshaphat wrote:I mean every election is basically just choosing what type of government we want.
This is the second time I have eagerly anticipated being raptured, and again I am disappointed.
But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. --Hamlet.
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Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa
But the Bible says God cannot lie!
Don't worry Aeva, we all really know the world ends in 5 billion
Don't worry Aeva, we all really know the world ends in 5 billion
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God didn't lie. He was just testing Mr. Camping. See, 12 years ago was not the actual rapture, it was just the beginning of the period leading up to the rapture, and the other times were just other steps along the way. It's all in the mathematical formulae.Gaius wrote:But the Bible says God cannot lie!
Don't worry Aeva, we all really know the world ends in 5 billion
I was up at midnight on the 21st, so I played that song as Friday changed to Saturday.
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Haha. I would've done that, but I was too tired to do that.bookworm wrote:I was up at midnight on the 21st, so I played that song as Friday changed to Saturday.
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#FOREVERKITTYJehoshaphat wrote:I mean every election is basically just choosing what type of government we want.
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Some of the people we were staying with did that, but I was already asleep.
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10 days before one of the most celebrated *wicked if you will* holiday in the US. lol.
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#FOREVERKITTYJehoshaphat wrote:I mean every election is basically just choosing what type of government we want.
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Hahaha, that was a great parody.
Does anyone know what apocalypse movie the scenes were from? I don't recognize them.
Does anyone know what apocalypse movie the scenes were from? I don't recognize them.
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