October 21st, 2011

[bookworm]

He's not preaching so he won't be made a big fool of when it doesn't happen

You mean bigger.

[Marvin D.]

I'm pretending that the past events have not happened

[bookworm]

I don’t think most people will.

[Marvin D.]

True, but then again, I wonder if we'll even hear of him on October 23

[TigerintheShadows]

For real, right? How many times has he been wrong?

[bookworm]

Here we go.

Damage control explaining why Camping’s new timeline of Judgment in May and Rapture in October is correct. Not officially from Camping or his group, but obviously supporters of them.

Camping says he was right about May 21st, because a whopping 10 earthquakes hit that day. They just didn’t roll across the world at 6:00 and have chasm opening force like he thought they would.

He’s also revised his story on what exactly will happen at the end. The earthquakes and destruction are out. Actually, nothing much will happen at all. The world will just kind of, well, end. It will be very quiet and painless, even for nonbelievers.

He had a stroke in June. I don’t know if any of these revisions are connected to that at all.

[Marvin D.]

So. . .what time it supposed to happen?

[bookworm]

He doesn’t say a time this time.

[Marvin D.]

Oh, the poor people who believe him. Waiting all day

[bookworm]

Here’s the official statement from Family Radio on why it’s October not May.
May was apparently God faking us out to make us scared enough to repent before the real thing this Friday.

[Jesus' Princess]

Here’s the official statement from Family Radio on why it’s October not May.
May was apparently God faking us out to make us scared enough to repent before the real thing this Friday.

oh brother, how do people actually believe this??

[Whitty Whit]

"The end is going to come very, very quietly."

lolz. That's what he's going to do on October 22nd.

[Marvin D.]

Oh, cool. Yeah, right. May was fake. And Harold Camping didn't know why until he came up with an excuse.

C'mon Friday! On Friday, everybody must sing, "It's doomsday, doomsday!"

[bookworm]

On Friday, everybody must sing, "It's doomsday, doomsday!"

Yes!

[Marvin D.]

And it makes sense with it being Friday xD

[Christian A.]

My five-year-old brother will turn 5 1/2 on Friday. He'll be so sad when the world ends.

[ric]

Here’s the official statement from Family Radio on why it’s October not May.
May was apparently God faking us out to make us scared enough to repent before the real thing this Friday.

oh brother, how do people actually believe this??

Oh my word. They're obviously just grasping for straws here.

[Christian A.]

I heard that the actual rapture and judgment took place in heaven so no one could see it, but we've all been going through the Great Tribulation now, and Friday is truly and actually the end of the world!

I heard a guy on a talk radio channel call in and propose that we offer Harold Camping a proposition that states that if the world does not end by Friday, he will promise never again to predict the end of the world. Do you think he'd sign it before the 21st?

[ric]

I heard that the actual rapture and judgment took place in heaven so no one could see it, but we've all been going through the Great Tribulation now, and Friday is truly and actually the end of the world!

I heard a guy on a talk radio channel call in and propose that we offer Harold Camping a proposition that states that if the world does not end by Friday, he will promise never again to predict the end of the world. Do you think he'd sign it before the 21st?

Ya, he'd sign it. Then he'd come back again a few months later, saying that he's not predicting the end of the world, just the beginning of the Millennium or whatever. They'll always come up with some minuscule detail to explain their mistake.

[Jesus' Princess]

I heard that the actual rapture and judgment took place in heaven so no one could see it, but we've all been going through the Great Tribulation now, and Friday is truly and actually the end of the world!

This guy is nuts! He seriously expects people to believe this?