Are You a Christian Hipster?

[snubs]

Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
30 / 120
Laggard. You hardly even register on the CHQ scale. But fear not: This is not necessarily a negative thing. Your Christian faith is refreshingly independent of zeitgeisty movements, styles, and reinventions.

Yeah, I didn't think I was much of a hipster Christian..

[ric]

Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
30 / 120
Laggard. You hardly even register on the CHQ scale. But fear not: This is not necessarily a negative thing. Your Christian faith is refreshingly independent of zeitgeisty movements, styles, and reinventions.

Yeah, I didn't think I was much of a hipster Christian..

Christian hipster, not hipster Christian. I think there's a large difference. maybe.

[snubs]

Well, whatever.


...that's just proof I am not a Christian hipster.

[American Eagle]

52 / 120

I don't know what I even just took.

[Dr. Watson]

Hipster Watson FTW.

[Baragon]

Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
65 / 120

Low CHQ. You probably belong to the purpose-driven, seeker-sensitive, Hawaiian shirt-wearing Christian establishment, even though you are open to some of the "rethinking Christianity" stuff. You seem to like edginess in some measure but become uneasy when your idea of Christian orthodoxy is challenged by some renegade young visionary who claims the virgin birth isn't necessary.

Hawaiin shirt wearing establishments are the worst. I've been there, done that. Yucko.

[BlessedCheesemaker]

Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
55 / 120

[Moontide]

Most if the questions didn't have an answer for me, or there wasn't "I don't understand what the other questions are talking about" option. Also, it was USA centric.

[Marvin D.]

I got 54/120. Jesus would totally drink a manly stout! And I love the Kid A answer. XD

I KNOW. That is like the exact answer I would say. Seriously, I was pretty much stuck with steven curtis chapman and DC talk until my brother introduced me to radiohead.

. .I just read this and thought "People still listen to Steven Curtis Chapman?"

[ric]

I got 54/120. Jesus would totally drink a manly stout! And I love the Kid A answer. XD

I KNOW. That is like the exact answer I would say. Seriously, I was pretty much stuck with steven curtis chapman and DC talk until my brother introduced me to radiohead.

. .I just read this and thought "People still listen to Steven Curtis Chapman?"

Hopefully not... I was in love with him when I was like 10 years old though...

[Marvin D.]

I got 54/120. Jesus would totally drink a manly stout! And I love the Kid A answer. XD

I KNOW. That is like the exact answer I would say. Seriously, I was pretty much stuck with steven curtis chapman and DC talk until my brother introduced me to radiohead.

. .I just read this and thought "People still listen to Steven Curtis Chapman?"

Hopefully not... I was in love with him when I was like 10 years old though...

That's okay; we forgive you for your former ignorance.

[Jesus' Princess]

I got 54/120. Jesus would totally drink a manly stout! And I love the Kid A answer. XD

I KNOW. That is like the exact answer I would say. Seriously, I was pretty much stuck with steven curtis chapman and DC talk until my brother introduced me to radiohead.

. .I just read this and thought "People still listen to Steven Curtis Chapman?"

Hopefully not... I was in love with him when I was like 10 years old though...

That's okay; we forgive you for your former ignorance.

What's wrong with Steven Curtis Chapman?

[Shennifer]

I got 54/120. Jesus would totally drink a manly stout! And I love the Kid A answer. XD

I KNOW. That is like the exact answer I would say. Seriously, I was pretty much stuck with steven curtis chapman and DC talk until my brother introduced me to radiohead.

. .I just read this and thought "People still listen to Steven Curtis Chapman?"

Hopefully not... I was in love with him when I was like 10 years old though...

That's okay; we forgive you for your former ignorance.

What's wrong with Steven Curtis Chapman?

I second this. I listened to him a lot when I younger (and other contemporary Christian music) and I listen to Steven Curtis Chapman every so often now. Though now it's mixed in with more secular music than I used to be allowed to listen to.

[TigerintheShadows]

Because apparently it's the new "cool" thing to hate on CCM.

[John Chrysostom]

That's not a new thing, it's been that way for awhile

[Marvin D.]

Because apparently some people still don't get sarcasm.

[TigerintheShadows]

No, they don't.

[Marvin D.]

That's okay; we forgive you for your former ignorance.

[Jonathan]

Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
50 / 120
Low CHQ. You probably belong to the purpose-driven, seeker-sensitive, Hawaiian shirt-wearing Christian establishment, even though you are open to some of the "rethinking Christianity" stuff. You seem to like edginess in some measure but become uneasy when your idea of Christian orthodoxy is challenged by some renegade young visionary who claims the virgin birth isn't necessary.

...surprising

I didn't finish it because on at least 80% of those questions I needed a "none of the above" option. Pretty sure my number would've been really low, if not negative.

[Liz_Horton]

93/120, not sure how I feel about being a "Chirstian hipster" considering I'm not into labels and such. However, upon further contemplation, I realized that Jesus was the original Christian hipster, therefore being a Christian hipster is an honor, right?