3 Types of Churches

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3 Types of Churches

Postby IrishTiger » Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:04 pm

What say y'all? Like any of the points he makes? Totally disagree with him?

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Re: 3 Types of Churches

Postby ~JCGJ~ » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:14 pm

My church kind of fits between number one, and number two... We love our traditions, but we also love a lot of comtemporary ideas that are rising these days.
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Re: 3 Types of Churches

Postby TigerintheShadows » Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:44 pm

I attend a mega church, and I happen to really like it there--for the most part, we've just been blessed to have the funding for our bookstore/coffee shop. We teach the Bible, plain and simple. I'm pretty sure, however, that more than one person has been drawn by the allure of a fresh cup of O'Henry's coffee. ;) I thought that the "turned-over tables" line was pretty funny, because I'm pretty sure that for some of these mega churches, they really do exist to turn the Father's house into a den of robbers.

I also couldn't help laughing at the youth-pastor!Jordan rendition of an altar call. :lol: "You guys are killing me..."

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