What would Simon say

dancer02248 · Post by **dancer02248** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:32 pm

If you were on American Idol would would simon tell you...star quality or Absoluteley dreadful?!

Trent DeWhite · Post by **Trent DeWhite** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:35 pm

He wouldn't get the chance. I'd never audition.

Besides, I'm not American.

This could probably go in the Harlequin Theatre.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:38 pm

He would ask how I got past security.

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:05 pm

I have an ok voice but I sing 10 times better in a large group of people. I'm sure he'd exagerate about how awful I was...hehe.

Linne · Post by **Linne** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:08 pm

Uhhh......get off the stage? People tell me I have a good voice but....when I hear myself....*shudder*

Laura Ingalls · Post by **Laura Ingalls** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:23 pm

Well, I'm not horrible but I'm not the best either. I'm sure Simon wouldn't like me....

spiderman · Post by **spiderman** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:47 pm

simon tells everyone who isn't good that their the worst singer in the world. he would tell me that too..

beka8910 · Post by **beka8910** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:27 pm

He would tell me to keep my day job

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:39 pm

I haven't really watched any of the Idol programs, but since Simon is known to be rather critical, I hudder to think of what kind of insults he could hurl at my terrible singing voice! I like to sing, but few people want to be near me when I am doing so!

The kindest thing he could say would be, "You're terrible! Remove yourself from my presence before I call your parole officer on you! You should be arrested for disturbing the peace, if you haven't been already!"

<---my reaction

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:54 pm

I might also get, "Don't even bother to open your mouth. Your face is scaring me enough as it is. Get out of here before people see us together!"

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:38 am

Trent DeWhite wrote:He wouldn't get the chance. I'd never audition.

Ditto. I would never try out.

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:20 am

AIOfan11 wrote:
Trent DeWhite wrote:He wouldn't get the chance. I'd never audition.
Ditto. I would never try out.

I never, ever would either, but it's still fun to think of the insults that could apply to my singing voice.

pianokitty · Post by **pianokitty** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:37 pm

id prolly be dragged off the stage the minute i started to open my mouth..

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:16 pm

Randy: *starts laughing* what up dawg? you know dawg you're pretty funny you should go into comedy!!

Paula:This competition's not for you....YOu have talent but you are still young and inexperienced maybe come back in a few years...blah blah blah *knowing i'm bad but trying to be nice about it*

Simon:.........*stands up leaves the room and immediately resigns*

Paula: Where'd Simon go?

Randy: Dude it looks like simon left the dawg pound!!

dancer02248 · Post by **dancer02248** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:45 pm

poWerbOy wrote:Randy: *starts laughing* what up dawg? you know dawg you're pretty funny you should go into comedy!!

Paula:This competition's not for you....YOu have talent but you are still young and inexperienced maybe come back in a few years...blah blah blah *knowing i'm bad but trying to be nice about it*

Simon:.........*stands up leaves the room and immediately resigns*

Paula: Where'd Simon go?

Randy: Dude it looks like simon left the dawg pound!!

hahahaa

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:55 am

Kind of weird how he can use "You're the worst singer in the world/country/state/here" over and over again.

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:00 pm

And what I think is that, that's a stupid show.

Mandy Straussberg · Post by **Mandy Straussberg** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:12 pm

I think it depends on what I'd be singing. I have a good voice (if I do say so myself), but I'm not quite sure I'd be Idol material... I have a good range, but it's no where near Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood.

Pessimistically, I think he'd say I'm good, but not good enough.
Objectively, I think he'd say I have nice tone, a good ear, and a decent range, but my quality could use some work.
Positively... I don't know, I'm never positive and I don't like being egotistical. (haha)

Why don't you tell me? A song I wrote

Mandy

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:14 pm

You don't seem to pessimistic.

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:33 am

Simon: "My what big eyes you have!"

COT: "All the better to see you with."

Simon: "My what big teeth you have!"

COT: "All the better to eat you with."

Simon:

COT: "I think I need a breath mint."

poWerbOy wrote:Randy: *starts laughing* what up dawg? you know dawg you're pretty funny you should go into comedy!!

Paula:This competition's not for you....YOu have talent but you are still young and inexperienced maybe come back in a few years...blah blah blah *knowing i'm bad but trying to be nice about it*

Simon:.........*stands up leaves the room and immediately resigns*

Paula: Where'd Simon go?

Randy: Dude it looks like simon left the dawg pound!!

-Cowboy