The Town of Odyssey

Posted: **Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:09 pm**

Unless I missed it, the most important update of all was missed!

Maybe it was still coming. Good news, Americans - he's officially all yours! $\:D/$ Tough break, guys. Tough break.

Posted: **Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:12 pm**

Nooooooooo! we don't want him either

Posted: **Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:38 pm**

bookworm somehow turned a thread about justib bieber's hair into an Epic Accomplishment. We should all be proud. $\:D/$

Posted: **Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:19 pm**

yeah, good job bookworm. For starting this lovely thread 3 years ago today

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:11 pm**

Please continue the celebration by listening to Girlfriend by Aeva as performed by Shennifer again, or for the first time if you haven’t heard it before. That song is as awesome as this thread has become! $\:D/$

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:57 pm**

bookworm wrote:Please continue the celebration by listening to Girlfriend by Aeva as performed by Shennifer again, or for the first time if you haven’t heard it before. That song is as awesome as this thread has become! $\:D/$

hahaha! I almost forgot about that

not that I wouldn't like to

but yes, everyone should listen to that

edit: oh goodness I got so embarrassed listening to that again >_>

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:11 pm**

Why? It's great!

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:09 pm**

bookworm wrote:Why? It's great!

eh...listening to it now, I don't like my voice on the recording. For some reason, hearing it now makes me a bit self-conscious

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:43 pm**

bookworm wrote:Why? It's great!

Fact: No matter how good someone sounds or look, there's a good chance they're going to feel self-conscious about it. I would if I were in her shoes

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:24 pm**

For the coming year this news service will be reformatted into a monthly bulletin rather than a weekly one. into sporadic compilation reports. This is due in part to multiple factors, such as there being less of a constant barrage of Bieber stories these days than there have been previously making a weekly bulletin less necessary content-wise, my story selection process becoming more selective which further reduces content amounts, and simply that this will be more feasible for me in not needing to meet such a frequent deadline now. I will of course still post breaking bulletins on big news stories as they happen so you will remain informed.

Posted: **Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:37 am**

He just changed his hair color to blond.

Posted: **Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:33 pm**

Was it not blond before?

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:28 pm**

Four year anniversary! o.o

I was going to try powering through another catchup blitz before this, like last year, but decided it would actually be better to mark the anniversary first and then get back up to speed because it would be a better flow. And also because I haven’t been able to get all the past news gathered up yet because, contrary to popular belief, there are more important things to attend to than The Biebs.

But we can celebrate the milestone anyway with the usual festivities; listen to our song and stuff.

Unfortunately, I don’t even have a detailed retrospective prepared because I’m not completely up to date on what Justin has been up to. From the scattered stories I’ve heard in passing though, it seems things are still getting worse before they hopefully get better for him.
When I am able I will present a more in depth summary of thought along with the news review.

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Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:15 am**

I think you guys are posting in the wrong thread... Justin is a mans name. Who is that girl in the pictures though? Wait, I think I know this... Miley Cyrus, right?

-- 23 Apr 2015, 06:22 --

Shennifer wrote:In honor of the two year anniversary of this thread, bookworm asked if I would record me singing Aeva's lyrics to "Girlfriend", a parody of Justin Bieber's song Boyfriend. Before he reminded me about it, I had thought about recording this just for fun, but kept putting it off or forgetting. But finally, at bookworm's prompting, I did indeed record this song and bookworm graciously edited it and did all the technical stuff.

I'm excited (and a bit nervous) to post this and present to you "Girlfriend":

Girlfriend
Lyrics by Aeva, Performed by Shennifer, Edited by bookworm
Aeva wrote:If I was your girlfriend, I’d like to let you know
To the football stadium is where we gonna go
Baby, grab your keys, or I’ll leave you here at home
I got an air horn in my hands that I’d really like to blow
Flag, flag, flag, on the play
Eatin’ chips and hot dogs while we tailgate all day
I know all about the rules, and I love this game
So say third-down to the endzone in three, two, flag

I can cheer as loud as you can
Hey, boy, let me hang with you

If I was your girlfriend, together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D
I can pimp your ride, play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend, together we would be, together we’d always be

I know which games you like, yeah, I know which ones you don’t
I could be your gaming partner, kick your butt at Halo
I’m a beast in sniper mode, yeah, you already know
I’mma make you bleed out as you’re lying there below
Hurt
Boyfriend, boyfriend, you could be my boyfriend
You could be my boyfriend until this r-r-round ends
Make you hide with your gun and some ammo while
I’m huntin’ you down from this rooftop with style
Player

I can play every game that you can
Hey, boy, let me hang with you

If I was your girlfriend, together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D
I can pimp your ride, play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend, together we would be, together we’d always be

So give me a chance, ‘cause I’m all you need, boy
I’ll take you to the Super Bowl, I’ve got two seats on the front row
If I was your girl (If I was your girl), you’d never game alone
I just want to play Black-Ops with you

If I was your girlfriend (girlfriend), together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D (like them in 3D)
I can pimp your ride (pimp your ride), play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend (girlfriend), together we would be, together we’d always be

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Yeah, boy
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your girlfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your girlfriend

What is this selection of carnage masterfully slathered in geek dressing, and what manner of evil did you imply to get that extremely talented lady to sing it?

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:57 am**

LIGHTNING wrote:I think you guys are posting in the wrong thread... Justin is a mans name. Who is that girl in the pictures though? Wait, I think I know this... Miley Cyrus, right?

-- 23 Apr 2015, 06:22 --

Shennifer wrote:In honor of the two year anniversary of this thread, bookworm asked if I would record me singing Aeva's lyrics to "Girlfriend", a parody of Justin Bieber's song Boyfriend. Before he reminded me about it, I had thought about recording this just for fun, but kept putting it off or forgetting. But finally, at bookworm's prompting, I did indeed record this song and bookworm graciously edited it and did all the technical stuff.

I'm excited (and a bit nervous) to post this and present to you "Girlfriend":

Girlfriend
Lyrics by Aeva, Performed by Shennifer, Edited by bookworm
Aeva wrote:If I was your girlfriend, I’d like to let you know
To the football stadium is where we gonna go
Baby, grab your keys, or I’ll leave you here at home
I got an air horn in my hands that I’d really like to blow
Flag, flag, flag, on the play
Eatin’ chips and hot dogs while we tailgate all day
I know all about the rules, and I love this game
So say third-down to the endzone in three, two, flag

I can cheer as loud as you can
Hey, boy, let me hang with you

If I was your girlfriend, together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D
I can pimp your ride, play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend, together we would be, together we’d always be

I know which games you like, yeah, I know which ones you don’t
I could be your gaming partner, kick your butt at Halo
I’m a beast in sniper mode, yeah, you already know
I’mma make you bleed out as you’re lying there below
Hurt
Boyfriend, boyfriend, you could be my boyfriend
You could be my boyfriend until this r-r-round ends
Make you hide with your gun and some ammo while
I’m huntin’ you down from this rooftop with style
Player

I can play every game that you can
Hey, boy, let me hang with you

If I was your girlfriend, together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D
I can pimp your ride, play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend, together we would be, together we’d always be

So give me a chance, ‘cause I’m all you need, boy
I’ll take you to the Super Bowl, I’ve got two seats on the front row
If I was your girl (If I was your girl), you’d never game alone
I just want to play Black-Ops with you

If I was your girlfriend (girlfriend), together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D (like them in 3D)
I can pimp your ride (pimp your ride), play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend (girlfriend), together we would be, together we’d always be

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Yeah, boy
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your girlfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your girlfriend

What is this selection of carnage masterfully slathered in geek dressing, and what manner of evil did you imply to get that extremely talented lady to sing it?

clearly, bookworm sold his soul to the devil.
and thank you for calling me extremely talented $\:D/$ flattery does wonders to my ego

Posted: **Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:53 pm**

Shennifer wrote:
LIGHTNING wrote:I think you guys are posting in the wrong thread... Justin is a mans name. Who is that girl in the pictures though? Wait, I think I know this... Miley Cyrus, right?

-- 23 Apr 2015, 06:22 --

Shennifer wrote:In honor of the two year anniversary of this thread, bookworm asked if I would record me singing Aeva's lyrics to "Girlfriend", a parody of Justin Bieber's song Boyfriend. Before he reminded me about it, I had thought about recording this just for fun, but kept putting it off or forgetting. But finally, at bookworm's prompting, I did indeed record this song and bookworm graciously edited it and did all the technical stuff.

I'm excited (and a bit nervous) to post this and present to you "Girlfriend":

Girlfriend
Lyrics by Aeva, Performed by Shennifer, Edited by bookworm
Aeva wrote:If I was your girlfriend, I’d like to let you know
To the football stadium is where we gonna go
Baby, grab your keys, or I’ll leave you here at home
I got an air horn in my hands that I’d really like to blow
Flag, flag, flag, on the play
Eatin’ chips and hot dogs while we tailgate all day
I know all about the rules, and I love this game
So say third-down to the endzone in three, two, flag

I can cheer as loud as you can
Hey, boy, let me hang with you

If I was your girlfriend, together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D
I can pimp your ride, play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend, together we would be, together we’d always be

I know which games you like, yeah, I know which ones you don’t
I could be your gaming partner, kick your butt at Halo
I’m a beast in sniper mode, yeah, you already know
I’mma make you bleed out as you’re lying there below
Hurt
Boyfriend, boyfriend, you could be my boyfriend
You could be my boyfriend until this r-r-round ends
Make you hide with your gun and some ammo while
I’m huntin’ you down from this rooftop with style
Player

I can play every game that you can
Hey, boy, let me hang with you

If I was your girlfriend, together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D
I can pimp your ride, play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend, together we would be, together we’d always be

So give me a chance, ‘cause I’m all you need, boy
I’ll take you to the Super Bowl, I’ve got two seats on the front row
If I was your girl (If I was your girl), you’d never game alone
I just want to play Black-Ops with you

If I was your girlfriend (girlfriend), together we would be
Watchin’ action movies, boy, I like them in 3D (like them in 3D)
I can pimp your ride (pimp your ride), play on Xbox Live
If I was your girlfriend (girlfriend), together we would be, together we’d always be

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Yeah, boy
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your girlfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
If I was your girlfriend

What is this selection of carnage masterfully slathered in geek dressing, and what manner of evil did you imply to get that extremely talented lady to sing it?
clearly, bookworm sold his soul to the devil.
and thank you for calling me extremely talented $\:D/$ flattery does wonders to my ego

!?!?YOU ARE A GIRL?!?!

Posted: **Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:58 pm**

That's what the gender indicator in her profile says.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:49 am**

Wes? You there buddy? You know this, I must be stuck in this loop...
Yeah, I see it now...
Darth Vader
Penguin
FTU
Wes
London
Phantom
Ninja_Ghost
Just one more on the pile... Well yes, you are amazing! How did they con you into singing that song though?

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:28 pm**

LIGHTNING wrote:Wes? You there buddy? You know this, I must be stuck in this loop...
Yeah, I see it now...
Darth Vader
Penguin
FTU
Wes
London
Phantom
Ninja_Ghost
Just one more on the pile... Well yes, you are amazing! How did they con you into singing that song though?

they didn't con me, bookworm asked politely. and I was already thinking of recording it before he asked.
All in all, I was a willing participant, no conning needed $\:D/$

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:50 pm**

LIGHTNING wrote:Wes? You there buddy? You know this, I must be stuck in this loop...
Yeah, I see it now...
Darth Vader
Penguin
FTU
Wes
London
Phantom
Ninja_Ghost
Just one more on the pile...

What is this list? 0.o

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