Madonna: Controversial Pop Star Or Illuminate Puppet?
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:40 pm
You know her; She the considered the 'Queen Of Pop' by her fans. They worship her. But who is she?
There's no mistaking her achievements and her success. During the 1980s, Madonna ruled the airwaves and MTV with her, we'll say attention grabbing imagery.
But who is the woman behind the lady? She's just a pop star making music, right?
My take on her is a little darker.
After an extensive investigation (which was inspired by a late night viewing of Like A Prayer on YouTube) I started down a path of filth and grime that led me to a shocking revelation. Hard as it may be to accept, I risk my journalistic career to tell you that Madonna is a longtime Illuminate member, bent on nothing less than total control over the youth of America through pop music and the gyration of her 55 year old granny hips.
My first act during this investigation was to scour Madonna's Wikipedia page, so as to get to know my subject completely and thoroughly. According to my the source, Madonna Louise Ciccone was born in Bay City, Michigan, on August 16, 1958 to Silvio and Madonna Louise Ciccone. She lived a relatively normal childhood in Michigan. That is, until age 5. According to family and friends, Madonna started 'kindergarden' at age 5.
However, after tracking down Madonna's first friend ever, I have uncovered the truth.
At age 5, Madonna was recruited into the Illuminate. Groomed to assist the Illuminate, she attended Illuminate Kindergarden. What exactly happens in Illuminate Kindergarden you ask?
They taught her how to use mind control from a young age. They gave her Spice, which can only be found on the planet Arrakis. From ages 6-20, Madonna lived on Arrakis, serving as the official Illuminate ambassador to Arrakis. While on the planet, she honed her mind control techniques of the Spice, developing the incredible ability to convince people that she has talent. A skill that would serve her well in the years to come.
Finally, her training with the Bene Gesserit sisterhood completed at last, Madonna moved back to Earth, settling in New York City where she began her 'rise to fame'. In actuality from the moment Madonna moved to New York, her every move had been planned by her masters, The Illuminate.
Her rise to stardom is legendary, so I shall not reiterate it. Suffice it to say, during the period of 1982-2003, through dozens of catchy pop songs and a couple mediocre acting gigs, Madonna amassed an impressive following consisting mostly of gay men and teenage girls.
This woman, this 'pop star', is nothing less than an Illuminate puppet, yet another facet of this devious organization's media machine bent on taking over your mind!
But you be the judge; Legendary Pop Star or Illuminate Puppet? The next time you're about to click that 'Download' button on iTunes for that Madonna album, perhaps you'll think twice.
This is The Scribbler, signing off.
There's no mistaking her achievements and her success. During the 1980s, Madonna ruled the airwaves and MTV with her, we'll say attention grabbing imagery.
But who is the woman behind the lady? She's just a pop star making music, right?
My take on her is a little darker.
After an extensive investigation (which was inspired by a late night viewing of Like A Prayer on YouTube) I started down a path of filth and grime that led me to a shocking revelation. Hard as it may be to accept, I risk my journalistic career to tell you that Madonna is a longtime Illuminate member, bent on nothing less than total control over the youth of America through pop music and the gyration of her 55 year old granny hips.
My first act during this investigation was to scour Madonna's Wikipedia page, so as to get to know my subject completely and thoroughly. According to my the source, Madonna Louise Ciccone was born in Bay City, Michigan, on August 16, 1958 to Silvio and Madonna Louise Ciccone. She lived a relatively normal childhood in Michigan. That is, until age 5. According to family and friends, Madonna started 'kindergarden' at age 5.
However, after tracking down Madonna's first friend ever, I have uncovered the truth.
At age 5, Madonna was recruited into the Illuminate. Groomed to assist the Illuminate, she attended Illuminate Kindergarden. What exactly happens in Illuminate Kindergarden you ask?
They taught her how to use mind control from a young age. They gave her Spice, which can only be found on the planet Arrakis. From ages 6-20, Madonna lived on Arrakis, serving as the official Illuminate ambassador to Arrakis. While on the planet, she honed her mind control techniques of the Spice, developing the incredible ability to convince people that she has talent. A skill that would serve her well in the years to come.
Finally, her training with the Bene Gesserit sisterhood completed at last, Madonna moved back to Earth, settling in New York City where she began her 'rise to fame'. In actuality from the moment Madonna moved to New York, her every move had been planned by her masters, The Illuminate.
Her rise to stardom is legendary, so I shall not reiterate it. Suffice it to say, during the period of 1982-2003, through dozens of catchy pop songs and a couple mediocre acting gigs, Madonna amassed an impressive following consisting mostly of gay men and teenage girls.
This woman, this 'pop star', is nothing less than an Illuminate puppet, yet another facet of this devious organization's media machine bent on taking over your mind!
But you be the judge; Legendary Pop Star or Illuminate Puppet? The next time you're about to click that 'Download' button on iTunes for that Madonna album, perhaps you'll think twice.
This is The Scribbler, signing off.
SCANDAL!