The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2

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The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2

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Now, sorry for stopping posting on a thread that needs my posts to survive. I had to leave home for a few days and only just got back on the ToO yesterday. So here we are again, and my knowledge is still premature! I've got plenny more questions for all of you. This time I'll give two questions each round. You can try to tackle both of these mind-mutilators, or two people can take one each. Whichever.

1. How many stinking ridges are there on an Oreo cookie?
2. If you think something that someone else made has potential, but it really isn't your taste, and you say you think it's great, are you being truthful?

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#1 is the square root of 3241342341. \:D/
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Will you reimburse me for the, um, research? :yum:
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I will if you're right, Stryper. :shame:

And J-man, a passing fruit fly just told me it's 90, not 56,932! How would 56,932 ridges fit on a cookie!?

My new questions, and if someone has an answer for #2, they can still answer it.

1. What makes that Wal-Mart smily face guy so happy?
2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?

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1. What makes that Wal-Mart smily face guy so happy?

It's because half of Wal-Mart's profits go to him!

2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?

Legally, yes.
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Jeremy Cartwood wrote: 1. What makes that Wal-Mart smily face guy so happy?

-JC
obviously because of the incredibly low price at walmart! and because he gets his face on a sticker. i'd be happy too if my face was on a sticker!

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SivartM wrote:2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?

Legally, yes.
Which one? :-s

[quote="poWerbOy]and because he gets his face on a sticker. i'd be happy too if my face was on a sticker![/quote]

Nice one, bOy.

Okay, more questions.

1. What is the square root of a 15-foot oak tree?
2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
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1. What is the square root of a 15-foot oak tree?

X

2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?

No, the alarm was on all night. When it beeps it turns off, because it will not be needed until the next morning.
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SivartM wrote:1. What is the square root of a 15-foot oak tree?

X
Genius... why didn't I think of that? :-s
SivartM wrote:2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?

No, the alarm was on all night. When it beeps it turns off, because it will not be needed until the next morning.
Yeah, but what about those wackos who say it went on when it just went off?

More questions!

1. When was "The Song that Never Ends" invented, and when did the process of its invention stop?
2. Does every emotion have a degree of paranoia, or does paranoia have a definite beginning?
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Jeremy Cartwood wrote:1. When was "The Song that Never Ends" invented, and when did the process of its invention stop?
Shari Lewis, creater of Lamb Chop's Play-along, wrote the song
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Aaaaand when did she stop singing it?
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By the end of the episode silly :roll:

or did you mean when she died *sniff*

1998 :bye:
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2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
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I know..Oooh. I KNOW! I KNOW!!! *waves hand in Jeremy's face*. The reason for why people say an alarm goes "off", they're saying it's "screaming" referring to how children "mouth off". That's also an allusion to not being in "your place" to demand something from someone or correct them or "off".
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2. Does every emotion have a degree of paranoia, or does paranoia have a definite beginning?

Yes.
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1.
SivartM wrote:Yes.
How quickly does this answer lose its cleverness?

2.
Is there such a thing as love before sight?
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1.) NEVER!

2.) Yes. (Well, it just lost it's cleverness, but I think it's true)
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Get a load of the Brain! Er, the Brian! Ever think about changing your name? I mean I know you've done it before, but did you ever think about it?

1. Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
2. If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
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Jeremy Cartwood wrote:Get a load of the Brain! Er, the Brian! Ever think about changing your name? I mean I know you've done it before, but did you ever think about it?

1. Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
2. If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
1) No, of course not! They use red lemons but water them down for the lemonade and it looks pink.

2) No, actually they fall in a trapazoid pattern.
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1. What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

Here's one I've wondered all my life:

2. If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

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1. Captain Hand
2. No. The fence wins.
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