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What's you're favorite movie one-liner

Like: "Go ahead, make my day" - Dirty Harry

I'll be back - "Terminator"

and for all the women-

"i'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her" - Nottinghill
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"My precious!!"-Lord of the Rings

"I've got a bad feeling about this"-Indiana Jones

"GOSH!" -Napoleon Dynamite

(just quickly off hand. More later)

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Beam me up Scotty - I forget which Star Trek
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The BC wrote: "I've got a bad feeling about this"-Indiana Jones
Lucas (and Harrison Ford) took that from Star Wars to use in that movie ;)

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Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.

Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

[Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine]
Kip: So are you ready?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

Rex: Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!

I love that movie...

Here's one from Smallville.
[Lana barging into Lex's mansion]
Lana says something to the effect of "How could you do it Lex?!"
Lex cluelessly says "I think this is the part were I usually say, 'Lana, what are you talking about?'"
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map wrote:Beam me up Scotty - I forget which Star Trek
I don't think that was actually ever said in a Star Trek episode.

"Bond, James Bond."


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COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:
map wrote:Beam me up Scotty - I forget which Star Trek
I don't think that was actually ever said in a Star Trek episode.
Dude, it was in like, every episode
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STRYPER wrote:
COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:
map wrote:Beam me up Scotty - I forget which Star Trek
I don't think that was actually ever said in a Star Trek episode.
Dude, it was in like, every episode
No. When they had Scotty's bio when he died, they said that it was never said in any of the episodes.

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Luke, I am your father.
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son, I'm jack sparrow. savvy?
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map wrote: Luke, I am your father.
Along with "beam me up, Scotty"... this line was never actually used, either! :shock:
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I love that James Bond one that CoT put up :P.
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I never said that it came from Star Wars

Luke, I am your father was said in the movie Tommy Boy

The big speal about Obi One never told you what happened to your father, He said you betrayed and murdered my father, No Luke I am you father, or something like that was in Star Wars
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Vader doesn't actually say "Luke" in that line.
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mr. mellow wrote:son, I'm jack sparrow. savvy?
It's CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, savvy? :wink:
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Brian wrote:Vader doesn't actually say "Luke" in that line.
I never thought of that, you're right!!

well of course you're right, you are the Top Crusader after all but I meant besides that...
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