2. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
2. Because it depends if you're going up a hill they say slow down and when you're going down a hill they say slow up.
The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2
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Well then what about when you're going on level ground?
1. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
2. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
BONUS QUESTION!
3. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
1. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
2. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
BONUS QUESTION!
3. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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"I was placed in jail during the reign of Regis for double posting and spamming. I felt very naughty." -Danae Doyle
"This is the ToO...Not Wikipedia."-COT "I had some really good replies to that, but they were too rude, so I deleted them. Nice going, CoT. You made me be nice for once." -CA
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poWerbOy wrote:lol..that was a loaded question!
1. Why do "tug"boats push their barges?
2. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
-JC
EDIT: Then I'll answer my own question this time, since no one seems eager.
1. Because tug spelled backward is gut, and tugboats have very big "guts".
2. Probably a secret government act to keep surveillance on how well people wash their sheets.
Now some new questions:
1. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
2. Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
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