The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:36 pm

2. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

2. Because it depends if you're going up a hill they say slow down and when you're going down a hill they say slow up.

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:42 am

Well then what about when you're going on level ground?

1. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
2. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

BONUS QUESTION!

3. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:07 am

2. No, they throw french fries.

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:33 pm

3. Babies!

-Cowboy

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:50 am

lol..that was a loaded question!

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:44 pm

poWerbOy wrote:lol..that was a loaded question!

1. Why do "tug"boats push their barges?
2. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

-JC

EDIT: Then I'll answer my own question this time, since no one seems eager.

1. Because tug spelled backward is gut, and tugboats have very big "guts".
2. Probably a secret government act to keep surveillance on how well people wash their sheets.

Now some new questions:

1. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
2. Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?