The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:05 pm

1. Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

Norp.

2. When celebrating Lent, can one give up Lent?

Norp.

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:07 pm

Whoa, check out SivartM taking them down! I've gotta learn to say "norp" and then I'll be able to do that.

1. If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
2. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

-JC

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:09 pm

2. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
Of course, otherwise they couldn't film the scene.

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:41 pm

1. If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

So your belt won't fall off.

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:14 pm

1. If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

because pants without belt loops are illegal in 14 states and 2 Canadian provinces (or territories, what do you call them?).

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:12 pm

Provinces.

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:01 pm

poWerbOy wrote:1. If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

because pants without belt loops are illegal in 14 states and 2 Canadian provinces (or territories, what do you call them?).

Are you serious?

-Cowboy

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:15 am

Oh, gullible CoT.

Great answers, though!

1. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
2. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, which are vegetables?

-JC

STRYPER · Post by **STRYPER** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:44 am

Jeremy Cartwood wrote:1. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

They will hold up longer than the body inside

Jeremy Cartwood wrote:2. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, which are vegetables?

Because Chocolate has sugar $\:D/$

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:30 pm

Vegetables have sugar!! Sure, it's natural sugar. Naturally.

1. What's the difference between a half nelson and the band Hawk Nelson?
2. If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?

-JC

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:49 am

1) Somone's arm and music.

2) Yes, but I don't recommend it.

-Cowboy

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:43 pm

1. Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
2. Do sore thumbs really stick out?

-JC

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:22 am

1) What planet have you been living on? It too does!

2) Get a hammer and find out. $\:D/$

-Cowboy

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:15 pm

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:51 pm

1. Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? What other possibilities are there?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

STRYPER · Post by **STRYPER** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:41 pm

1. Since space is a vacuume and would shatter the tubes holding the light filament inside, they must caution consumers so as to defend themselves from lawsuits

2. Because it was made second.

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:18 am

*waiting for jeremy cartwood*

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:28 am

Jeremy? Jeremy?! JEEEREEEEMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy Cartwood · Post by **Jeremy Cartwood** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:39 pm

Sheesh!

Sorry.

1. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
2. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

-JC

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:23 pm

1. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

It's an evil conspiracy by all the laundry detergent and soap companies to make money. they would go out of business if people found out that bath towels don't need to be washed. that's also why shampoo says lather, rinse REPEAT.