The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2
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The Teach Jeremy Cartwood Thread V2
Now, sorry for stopping posting on a thread that needs my posts to survive. I had to leave home for a few days and only just got back on the ToO yesterday. So here we are again, and my knowledge is still premature! I've got plenny more questions for all of you. This time I'll give two questions each round. You can try to tackle both of these mind-mutilators, or two people can take one each. Whichever.
1. How many stinking ridges are there on an Oreo cookie?
2. If you think something that someone else made has potential, but it really isn't your taste, and you say you think it's great, are you being truthful?
-JC
1. How many stinking ridges are there on an Oreo cookie?
2. If you think something that someone else made has potential, but it really isn't your taste, and you say you think it's great, are you being truthful?
-JC
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I will if you're right, Stryper.
And J-man, a passing fruit fly just told me it's 90, not 56,932! How would 56,932 ridges fit on a cookie!?
My new questions, and if someone has an answer for #2, they can still answer it.
1. What makes that Wal-Mart smily face guy so happy?
2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?
-JC
And J-man, a passing fruit fly just told me it's 90, not 56,932! How would 56,932 ridges fit on a cookie!?
My new questions, and if someone has an answer for #2, they can still answer it.
1. What makes that Wal-Mart smily face guy so happy?
2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?
-JC
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1. What makes that Wal-Mart smily face guy so happy?
It's because half of Wal-Mart's profits go to him!
2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?
Legally, yes.
It's because half of Wal-Mart's profits go to him!
2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?
Legally, yes.
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Which one?SivartM wrote:2. Is it legally possible to eat your own t-shirt while wearing it? Or just while you're not wearing it?
Legally, yes.
[quote="poWerbOy]and because he gets his face on a sticker. i'd be happy too if my face was on a sticker![/quote]
Nice one, bOy.
Okay, more questions.
1. What is the square root of a 15-foot oak tree?
2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
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1. What is the square root of a 15-foot oak tree?
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2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
No, the alarm was on all night. When it beeps it turns off, because it will not be needed until the next morning.
X
2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
No, the alarm was on all night. When it beeps it turns off, because it will not be needed until the next morning.
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Genius... why didn't I think of that?SivartM wrote:1. What is the square root of a 15-foot oak tree?
X
Yeah, but what about those wackos who say it went on when it just went off?SivartM wrote:2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
No, the alarm was on all night. When it beeps it turns off, because it will not be needed until the next morning.
More questions!
1. When was "The Song that Never Ends" invented, and when did the process of its invention stop?
2. Does every emotion have a degree of paranoia, or does paranoia have a definite beginning?
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Shari Lewis, creater of Lamb Chop's Play-along, wrote the songJeremy Cartwood wrote:1. When was "The Song that Never Ends" invented, and when did the process of its invention stop?
The Gospel:
Holy God in love became
Perfect man to bare my blame
On the Cross He took my sin
By His death I live again
Holy God in love became
Perfect man to bare my blame
On the Cross He took my sin
By His death I live again
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2. Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it really just went on?
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I know..Oooh. I KNOW! I KNOW!!! *waves hand in Jeremy's face*. The reason for why people say an alarm goes "off", they're saying it's "screaming" referring to how children "mouth off". That's also an allusion to not being in "your place" to demand something from someone or correct them or "off".
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I know..Oooh. I KNOW! I KNOW!!! *waves hand in Jeremy's face*. The reason for why people say an alarm goes "off", they're saying it's "screaming" referring to how children "mouth off". That's also an allusion to not being in "your place" to demand something from someone or correct them or "off".
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1.) NEVER!
2.) Yes. (Well, it just lost it's cleverness, but I think it's true)
2.) Yes. (Well, it just lost it's cleverness, but I think it's true)
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1) No, of course not! They use red lemons but water them down for the lemonade and it looks pink.Jeremy Cartwood wrote:Get a load of the Brain! Er, the Brian! Ever think about changing your name? I mean I know you've done it before, but did you ever think about it?
1. Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
2. If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
2) No, actually they fall in a trapazoid pattern.
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