Corrupt Wish Game

OneWay · Post by **OneWay** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:58 pm

Granted, but the test bumps your gas stove and it burns just before you hand it to the teacher.

I wish I could get NO money from the too, and someone would steal EVERYTHING I have, and kill me.
Beat that!

Lord Sesshoumaru · Post by **Lord Sesshoumaru** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:02 pm

granted but then people give you some of their cut in half money and some of their useless junky stuff and you get brought back form the dead only haveing a half-life to live.

I wish I could sneak into the blackguards or however they spell it.

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:41 pm

Granted, but then they kill you as an intruder!

I wish that EK wasn't so awesome.

Agent Robert Mitchell · Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:47 pm

Granted, but someone sees he is less awesome and sues you for your part in his un-awesomness...

I wish for a new car.

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:45 pm

You get a new car....but it was new in 1959.

I wish for a Cinderella castle! $\:D/$

STRYPER · Post by **STRYPER** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:05 pm

Then you find out the Prince thinks you are ugly (despite the fact you fit in your little glass shoe

)

I wish I was an Oscar Meyar Wiener $\:D/$

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:31 pm

STRYPER wrote:Then you find out the Prince thinks you are ugly (despite the fact you fit in your little glass shoe )

I wish I was an Oscar Meyar Wiener $\:D/$

Granted!

But then I'd eat you.

This is a cool game. *likes it*

I wish I was a fish.

Agent Robert Mitchell · Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:02 am

Granted, but someone poisons your pond...

I wish I were a bird.

STRYPER · Post by **STRYPER** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:29 am

I'm a bird hunter

Oh I wish I had a gun

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:50 pm

granted but YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT KID!

lol

I wish I could find the remote control

Rachael Blackgaard · Post by **Rachael Blackgaard** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:52 pm

granted, but the batteries are dead and there's nothing on TV, anyways.

OK, found my cell phone. Now I wish Dr. Blackgaard were really alive.

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:55 pm

He's alive but he got zapped into a fluffy pink bunny

I wish for a jack in the box

Ninja Town · Post by **Ninja Town** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:27 pm

wish granted but the jack been replaced by a cat

i wish for some rootbeer

Lord Sesshoumaru · Post by **Lord Sesshoumaru** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:23 am

Granted but it's diet flat rootbeer

I wish for this smile

Lord Sesshoumaru

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:41 am

Granted. But the joker goes the extra mile and you look like this:

I wishes for no more dishes.

-Cowboy

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:08 pm

Granted, but then you have no more dinner

I wish I had a muffin

Argyle Ninja · Post by **Argyle Ninja** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:22 pm

Granted, but maggots are crawling out of it...

I wish I got a 5 on my ELAs...

Rachael Blackgaard · Post by **Rachael Blackgaard** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:48 pm

Granted, but I have no idea what an ELA is and so I give you a 5 on your Electric Lashing Action. Ouch!

I wish Dr. Blackgaard weren't a fluffy pink bunny.

Argyle Ninja · Post by **Argyle Ninja** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:55 pm

Granted, but he's a soft magenta rabbit

Lonesome Dove · Post by **Lonesome Dove** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:08 pm

I wish I had a donut...