Welcome to the Joy Couch! Step in, make yourself at home, but wait! Don't sit on that red couch there! You can later, but not now.
In this shop there are avatars [which are 100x100] and signatures [which are 400x100] for sale.
They are only sold in sets, so- if you want an avatar, you must get a signature as well.
There are a few ways to get things, but each involves the red couch.
When you come to the shop and you know what you want- you sit on the red couch.
Whilst sitting on the red couch, which is known as the 'Joy Couch', you must tell us your order.
Now, the Joy Couch sometimes has a mind of it's own, and doesn't want to give you what you want!
So, either you will get exactly what you want- to the 'T' as they say.
Or, you will get- something like what you ordered, but not exactly what you described.
There is yet another customer choice as well- which, is really what the Joy Couch likes most.
It is called the Imagination seat.
When you go on the red couch, you don't tell us what you want, you imagine something in your head.
[though I must warn you! The Joy Couch is very silly sometimes and doesn't like to give you what you imagine!]
So really, this option is rather random- the Joy Couch is familiar with its customers,
and will try to give them something that matches their personality or interests.
Below are samples of what the Joy Couch produces, please feel free to use any of them at any time.
PRICING The Joy Couch is very finicky, so- sometimes it decides to charge people, and other times it doesn't.
When you recieve your item- below it there will one of two things. It will either say this:
"Any aspect of your faith which you do not question, is the one which should be questioned most." "I totally approve of toddlers getting married." -Continental Admiral (aka Baragon)
Wow! It's getting to be a party in here. We seem to be overflowing onto the arms by now. Aram, it's a good thing you are thin, as I am ever-enlarging these days. Hope you can squeeze us all in, Ruthie!
"I know nothing about internet dating sites other than the ToO." - Baragon
/me wanders in and sits off to the side of the Imagination Seat due to its evident crowdedness.
/me attempts to imagine clearly.
"Sonuna" Taranimak ("Sonuna" Sharkquill) has been content lately. She admired own very fine Bed recently. She talked with a parent recently. She talked with a friend recently. She had a good meal recently. She admired a fine tastefully-arranged Desk recently. She is a citizen of The United States of America. She is a member of The State of Minnesota. She is a member of The Town of Odyssey. "Sonuna" Taranimak likes Bauxite, Copper, Green jade, the color navy, cloaks, ballistas, cats for their aloofness and hydras for their seven heads. When possible, she prefers to consume Dr Pepper and ramen.
She lives at a relaxed pace. She tends to avoid crowds. She has a fertile imagination. She is completely disorganized. She is very distant and reserved. She tends not to openly express emotions. She needs caffeine to get through the working day.
Mara Jade wrote:Being the first batch of orders, the Joy Couch decided to give it to all of you for free.
Elizabeth Doyle:
Darcie:
Conniepaw:
Christina S:
Agentpaw:
Abigail:
Jealously looks at ED's sig and avvie.
*sigh*
The joy couch I guess decided to be contrary and ignored the fact that I am a photographer.
Slushies are good too!
"Any aspect of your faith which you do not question, is the one which should be questioned most." "I totally approve of toddlers getting married." -Continental Admiral (aka Baragon)
Mara Jade wrote:Being the first batch of orders, the Joy Couch decided to give it to all of you for free.
Elizabeth Doyle:
Darcie:
Conniepaw:
Christina S:
Agentpaw:
Abigail:
Jealously looks at ED's sig and avvie.
*sigh*
The joy couch I guess decided to be contrary and ignored the fact that I am a photographer.
Slushies are good too!
If she doesn't mind- I'm sure you could use hers. The Joy Couch doesn't mind if people other than the buyer uses its product. (as long as the buyer doesn't mind)
Mara Jade wrote:Being the first batch of orders, the Joy Couch decided to give it to all of you for free.
Elizabeth Doyle:
Darcie:
Conniepaw:
Christina S:
Agentpaw:
Abigail:
Jealously looks at ED's sig and avvie.
*sigh*
The joy couch I guess decided to be contrary and ignored the fact that I am a photographer.
Slushies are good too!
If she doesn't mind- I'm sure you could use hers. The Joy Couch doesn't mind if people other than the buyer uses its product. (as long as the buyer doesn't mind)
In regards to that, would you like to trade sigs ED?
"Any aspect of your faith which you do not question, is the one which should be questioned most." "I totally approve of toddlers getting married." -Continental Admiral (aka Baragon)
