Rusty's Poem Shack

Rusty Gordon · Post by **Rusty Gordon** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:19 pm

Need to write a poem for school, but too lazy to do it? I've got a sister who writes real good poems. I can getcha one, for a price. 8)

EK · Post by EK » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:20 pm

whats your price

Rusty Gordon · Post by **Rusty Gordon** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:22 pm

Twelve Dollars, my man.

EK · Post by EK » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:22 pm

lemme see the merchandise first

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:24 pm

What is a mother?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
-Charles

EK · Post by EK » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:25 pm

really dude lemme see the merchandise

Rodney Rathbone · Post by **Rodney Rathbone** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:17 pm

Rusty you are so lame.

Rusty Gordon · Post by **Rusty Gordon** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:18 pm

Hey, man, buisness is buisness. So, do I have any takers?

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:17 am

No one (not even Rodney) is interested in buying plagiarized poems from you, Rusty.

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:32 am

Yeah, we could just buy the cards for less!

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:20 am

That's a great point!

Rusty has already tried this on Charles anyway. Even Rodney isn't dumb enough to fall for the same prank again!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:50 am

I'll take a poem.

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:36 pm

no thanks, I don't need a poem right now.

DanP740 · Post by **DanP740** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:14 pm

I can write pretty good poems. I've written several for school, but most were about cars. You could buy a few to sell. They'd cost about $0.005 per letter.

Fenix · Post by **Fenix** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:17 am

Hey do you think I can read some of your work so I know what I am getting. Because I can give you 20 dollars and recieve absolutly garbage. Poety is kinda something different, its completely subjective and someones taste may be completely different from someone elses. I dont think its a good idea to sell poety. Poetry is self-expression and you can't pay someone to express things how you want it to be expressed. Its completely impossible to feel the exact same way as someeone else about a particular topic, issue, person etc. Thats just my opinion on hte topic, maybe you can start a new business doing something else that appeals to more people. If you think you have a great idea as it is, continue with it, best of luck in the future.

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:30 pm

No thanks XD

Elf of Rivendell · Post by **Elf of Rivendell** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:28 am

Yeah, can I see sample of your *cough* I mean your sister's poems, Rusty? It would also help if your sister wrote good essays...

Samwise · Post by **Samwise** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:40 am

I want to see a sample, preferrably a specific style like a sonnet, villanelle, or a poem in imitation of Stein's "Susie Asado".

Even Rodney isn't dumb enough to fall for the same prank again!

What prank?

Ray aka Samwise

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:53 pm

I love pants.
Sometimes i feel bad for ants because they can't wear pants.
--Charles Edward Thompson

Samwise · Post by **Samwise** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:56 am

Original post by: poWerbOy
Message:

I love pants.
Sometimes i feel bad for ants because they can't wear pants.
--Charles Edward Thompson
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It's actually more like:

I love pants.
Sometimes I feel bad for ants
Because they can't wear pants.

Just a little thing about the lines.

The Town of Odyssey

Rusty's Poem Shack

Rusty's Poem Shack

I can write poems