Siv's Store of Wonders and Happiness
Everything you need is right here! :D
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Siv's Store of Wonders and Happiness
Welcome, welcome, one and all, to Siv's Store of Wonders and Happiness! There are several departments in this store, and more coming soon! All your material (or perhaps non-material) needs are to be found right here in this store! So, please line up in an orderly fashion and you may enter and grab random stuff off the shelves. Thank you!
Invisible Plushies
After spending years in the lab and not getting enough sleep, I finally discovered how to make plushies completely invisible! It was an amazing breakthrough, if I do say so myself. I'd explain how they work, but it's probably too technical for you.
Presenting:
Invisible Mutant Moderator Plushie -- All the moderators mutated into one super moderator! Don't bother buying separate mod plushies! -- $30.00
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Invisible Potato Plushie -- Aww, a potato! How adorable! -- $20.00
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Invisible AA Battery Plushie -- It's not only fun to play with; you can power electronics with it too! -- $25.00
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Invisible Soy Sauce Plushie -- You might want to keep this one in a jar... -- $25.00
Useless Junk and Stuff
What more do you need to know than that?
Thneed -- You need a thneed... for... stuff! -- $100
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Anti-Randomness Ticket -- This ticket will allow you to despise randomness! (Side effects include having rotten tomatoes thrown at you, being hated by your friends, and/or being mobbed by a group of angry sticky notes.) -- $1000.00 Out of Stock!
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Whatever -- Have you ever wished you could be indifferent? Now you can! -- $20.00
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A NEW CAR! Or something, anyway. -- Includes a 250 GB hard drive with 3GB of RAM. Does not include propeller. Also includes 300 plastic bananas. -- $5.00
More stuff coming soon! Thank you for shopping at Siv's Store of Wonders and Happiness!
Invisible Plushies
After spending years in the lab and not getting enough sleep, I finally discovered how to make plushies completely invisible! It was an amazing breakthrough, if I do say so myself. I'd explain how they work, but it's probably too technical for you.
Presenting:
Invisible Mutant Moderator Plushie -- All the moderators mutated into one super moderator! Don't bother buying separate mod plushies! -- $30.00
...
Invisible Potato Plushie -- Aww, a potato! How adorable! -- $20.00
...
Invisible AA Battery Plushie -- It's not only fun to play with; you can power electronics with it too! -- $25.00
...
Invisible Soy Sauce Plushie -- You might want to keep this one in a jar... -- $25.00
Useless Junk and Stuff
What more do you need to know than that?
Thneed -- You need a thneed... for... stuff! -- $100
...
Anti-Randomness Ticket -- This ticket will allow you to despise randomness! (Side effects include having rotten tomatoes thrown at you, being hated by your friends, and/or being mobbed by a group of angry sticky notes.) -- $1000.00 Out of Stock!
...
Whatever -- Have you ever wished you could be indifferent? Now you can! -- $20.00
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A NEW CAR! Or something, anyway. -- Includes a 250 GB hard drive with 3GB of RAM. Does not include propeller. Also includes 300 plastic bananas. -- $5.00
More stuff coming soon! Thank you for shopping at Siv's Store of Wonders and Happiness!
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I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
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Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Lisa Hammit - 1991-2011 - Forever strong in Christ
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Perhaps we have different definitions of "reality". I was under the impression that the ToO money you're giving away in Crestwood avenue (not selling anything, as this forum is for) was not real.King Butter Turtle wrote:Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Not that I'm saying you shouldn't have a charity, or anything.
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ToO money is just as real as avitars and signitures, you can't touch them, but you can see them therefore they have a purpose, you can't even see an invisible doll so there's no pupose.SivartM wrote:Perhaps we have different definitions of "reality". I was under the impression that the ToO money you're giving away in Crestwood avenue (not selling anything, as this forum is for) was not real.King Butter Turtle wrote:Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Not that I'm saying you shouldn't have a charity, or anything.
Lisa Hammit - 1991-2011 - Forever strong in Christ
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So because you can't see something, it doesn't have a purpose?King Butter Turtle wrote:ToO money is just as real as avitars and signitures, you can't touch them, but you can see them therefore they have a purpose, you can't even see an invisible doll so there's no pupose.SivartM wrote:Perhaps we have different definitions of "reality". I was under the impression that the ToO money you're giving away in Crestwood avenue (not selling anything, as this forum is for) was not real.King Butter Turtle wrote:Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Not that I'm saying you shouldn't have a charity, or anything.
I wonder how God feels about that?
*completely twists KBT's argument*
Seriously, the things I'm selling are just as real as the plushies in the ToO shops that you can't see or touch. Really.
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So what would classify as a worthless item that is not allowed to be sold in Crestwood? That rule has to be there for a reason.SivartM wrote:So because you can't see something, it doesn't have a purpose?King Butter Turtle wrote:ToO money is just as real as avitars and signitures, you can't touch them, but you can see them therefore they have a purpose, you can't even see an invisible doll so there's no pupose.SivartM wrote:Perhaps we have different definitions of "reality". I was under the impression that the ToO money you're giving away in Crestwood avenue (not selling anything, as this forum is for) was not real.King Butter Turtle wrote:Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Not that I'm saying you shouldn't have a charity, or anything.
I wonder how God feels about that?
*completely twists KBT's argument*
Seriously, the things I'm selling are just as real as the plushies in the ToO shops that you can't see or touch. Really.
Lisa Hammit - 1991-2011 - Forever strong in Christ
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Does it? Perhaps it's an ancient tradition of the elders that has been passed down through the generations and its reason has been forgotten!King Butter Turtle wrote:So what would classify as a worthless item that is not allowed to be sold in Crestwood? That rule has to be there for a reason.SivartM wrote:So because you can't see something, it doesn't have a purpose?King Butter Turtle wrote:ToO money is just as real as avitars and signitures, you can't touch them, but you can see them therefore they have a purpose, you can't even see an invisible doll so there's no pupose.SivartM wrote:Perhaps we have different definitions of "reality". I was under the impression that the ToO money you're giving away in Crestwood avenue (not selling anything, as this forum is for) was not real.King Butter Turtle wrote:Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Not that I'm saying you shouldn't have a charity, or anything.
I wonder how God feels about that?
*completely twists KBT's argument*
Seriously, the things I'm selling are just as real as the plushies in the ToO shops that you can't see or touch. Really.
But, as it is, unless somebody makes me close shop, I'll just sit here and sell my plushies and useless junk. It's not like anyone's made a purchase yet.
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A forgoton reason is still a reason.SivartM wrote:Does it? Perhaps it's an ancient tradition of the elders that has been passed down through the generations and its reason has been forgotten!King Butter Turtle wrote:So what would classify as a worthless item that is not allowed to be sold in Crestwood? That rule has to be there for a reason.SivartM wrote:So because you can't see something, it doesn't have a purpose?King Butter Turtle wrote:ToO money is just as real as avitars and signitures, you can't touch them, but you can see them therefore they have a purpose, you can't even see an invisible doll so there's no pupose.SivartM wrote:Perhaps we have different definitions of "reality". I was under the impression that the ToO money you're giving away in Crestwood avenue (not selling anything, as this forum is for) was not real.King Butter Turtle wrote:Yes it does and I don't care at all if I hurt their feelings because they don't exist. Yes, I'm a non-believer.SivartM wrote:I don't think that being invisible depletes their realness. You hurt their feelings.King Butter Turtle wrote:One of the rules for Crestwood is that you have to sell actual products and I don't think that imaginary plush dolls count.
Not that I'm saying you shouldn't have a charity, or anything.
I wonder how God feels about that?
*completely twists KBT's argument*
Seriously, the things I'm selling are just as real as the plushies in the ToO shops that you can't see or touch. Really.
But, as it is, unless somebody makes me close shop, I'll just sit here and sell my plushies and useless junk. It's not like anyone's made a purchase yet.
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Lisa Hammit - 1991-2011 - Forever strong in Christ
Actually, the reason has not been forgotten - I remember more than one thread back in the very early days of the board where people were selling fake ice cream cones, as in "hand over the money and then I will say 'here is your ice cream cone'" and that was it. That isn't what Crestwood Avenue is intended to be. SivartM, if you have images to go along with your plushies, or another idea that involves something "real" to offer to people, then that will be wonderful, but selling nothingness is not what Crestwood is designed for. If you just want to have fun with it, then you could have a "shop" in HH to sell nothing, or even hand out nothing for free, to all those who are interested, but not here.
The Guide to the ToO (click here to read the whole thing) says:
The Guide to the ToO (click here to read the whole thing) says:
I hope that this makes sense! Feel free to post or PM me if there's something you want to say that I should know....you're more than welcome to sell whatever you'd like at whatever price you want provided the item is a real item or service.
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