Katrina's Knock Knock Jokes

katrinameltzner · Post by **katrinameltzner** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:51 pm

Step right up for the finest collection of Knock-Knock jokes. They are only $1.00 apiece so request your own today!

I can offer custom knock-knock jokes if I have at least a day to deliver.

First customer is free!!

dancer02248 · Post by **dancer02248** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:57 pm

ooho!!!! i want one please!!

AWESOME shop idea!!

katrinameltzner · Post by **katrinameltzner** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:02 pm

Hi dancer,

Since you didn't request a custom joke, you will receive one of our finest generic ones. Look for an IM soon to begin the joke string.

Thanks for shopping at Katrina's Knock Knock Jokes!

StarWarsfan · Post by **StarWarsfan** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:04 pm

I got enough Knock Knock jokes as it is

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:19 pm

I'll take a knock, knock joke!

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:06 pm

That's a rip off! It'd be streching to charge 50 cince for a funny!

But I guess it's your store so I'll be quite now and let you get rich.

katrinameltzner · Post by **katrinameltzner** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:05 pm

Hello All!

Just in case anyone was wondering, I specialize in the business of Knock-Knock jokes. (A corny business, I know!) Anyway, all of the business will be conducted through instant messaging. You can request a joke on the board or by messaging me. Either way, it is your choice. All of the jokes, of course, will be delivered over the messaging system.

Once I receive your request for a joke, I will instant message you the two words "Knock! Knock!" After you receive this, send me a message back saying "Who's there?" Once I receive this part, I will message you back who is there. After you message me back saying so-and-so who, please make your donation. I will not deliver the punch line until I receive the payment. If it takes me more than 24 hours to respond, I will gladly refund the money.

If you have any questions, please feel free to post in this thread or IM me!

Thanks for shopping Katrina's Knock-Knock Jokes!

Agentpaw · Post by **Agentpaw** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:44 pm

Dont you meen Private message?

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:34 pm

Yes, I believe that is what Katrina means.

You are a very good business womam, Katrina!

EK · Post by EK » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:59 pm

I bought one

katrinameltzner · Post by **katrinameltzner** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:56 pm

Doesn't anyone want to buy a Knock-knock joke! Prices dropped to $0.50!! Come and get one today!

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:36 pm

Just a hint... people may not be buying because you can do just simple google search and find like 5 websites with a whole stock of free funny-bones... maby you might think of selling something else along with the jokes? Just a thought...

AioMan · Post by **AioMan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:41 pm

Gimme one! Will donate money.

Hakeber BC Rathbne Doyle · Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:07 pm

I'll need one for the Odyssey wORD, PLEASE

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