The Haiku Factory

Give me any body of text and I will condense it into a series of haikus.

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example:
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rule
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school.
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Mary's little lamb
It went wherever she went
Its fleece was pure white

Mary went to school
The children laughed at the lamb
The lamb had followed


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Hmm. This might be interesting, I may get back to you on this.
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I don't think many ToOers know what Haiku is (I didn't before I looked it up and saw it was a type of Japanese poetry). I hope your business succeeds, though. :)
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humdedum wrote:Hmm. I wonder what someone could use a Haiku for... :-k O:) :-
For a telegram, maybe?
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people don't send telegram's anymore, do they?
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