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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:04 pm 
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Grand Opening of The Punctuation Shop


A locally owned shop for all your punctuation needs! \:D/ We sell high quality goods for special occasions, or in case your keyboard runs out of punctuation. Rates below.

Samples to show The Punctuation Shop's quality merchandise. FOR DISPLAY ONLY

( ) \ ! . & : [ ] * @ ^ ~


Basic Punctuation


Commas, Periods, and Apostrophes ................. 10¢ apiece
Exclamation Marks and Question Marks ............ 20¢ apiece

Specialty Items


Brackets, slashes, and parantheses ................ 50¢ apiece*
Ampersands, pounds, and dollar signs ............. 75¢ apiece
Colons and Semicolons .............................. $1.00 apiece
Tildes ................................................. $1.00 apiece
Carets ................................................ $2.50 apiece
Asterisks ............................................. $12.00 apiece†
Other items and special characters ................ (rates vary)

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, bulk orders of $20 or more are subject to a 10% discount. Inquire within about ~even more~ savings, including our new lifetime membership for only $99.99. Punctuation can be colored upon request in return for a 20% gratuity.

*Please note that right parentheses are currently at a shortage and are thus 55¢ each for the time being. - This is no longer applicable, effective 5/5/17.
Our asterisks are Certified and of the highest quality. Observe this rare blue asterisk: ~ * ~
Theft from The Punctuation Shop (henceforth known as "Us," "We," or "Our") will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We are not liable for any injuries incurred while using, or through the use of, Our merchandise, including attack by Grammar Nazis. We require all purchase orders to be stated below. Special character price will be negotiated in the thread over the minimum price of $1.50. Those who neglect to use the Oxford comma will be shot on sight. To ensure customer safety and merchandise security, all orders will be delivered by PM; special order delivery not guaranteed. By posting in this thread or placing an order, you agree to all of Our terms and conditions.

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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:32 pm 
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Hello! I'd like to place an order for two asterisks, please. You'll have to tell me how to complete the transaction, as I've never bought anything before. :)

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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:37 pm 
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Certainly. \:D/

To pay for any transaction, simply click on my profile. Under "cash on hand," there's a link that says "donate." After clicking that, it will ask you how much to transfer. I'll send the merchandise to you via PM after receiving the payment.

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:40 pm 
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i dont understand this at all. i cant even what

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:34 pm 
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It's simple: just let me know the kinds and quantities of punctuation you need, pay me what they cost, and then I'll send them to you over PM! \:D/

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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:51 pm 
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Wowwwwwwwww. So what if we already have them on our keyboard? :mrgreen:

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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:24 pm 
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You can buy extras here if you run out, or you can get high quality punctuation for special occasions. :yes:

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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:57 pm 
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I will put in an order for two exclamation marks, one ampersand, and one tilde please. Now before I pay, is sales tax included or not exist or what? If it does exist? How much is it?


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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:07 pm 
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Thank you very much for your order. \:D/ It's currently being packaged, and a free comma will be included with everything else. Your total comes to $2.15.

As far as I'm aware, there is no ToO sales tax, unless the administration changes something.

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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:21 pm 
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Thank ye kindly. I am sure they will go to good use one of these days. Also, it's nice to finally know what an ampersand is.


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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:56 am 
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I would like to order 10 exclamation points. Thank you very much.

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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:35 pm 
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Thanks for your business, Kathy! Your order is on its way, and the total cost comes to $2.00. Free comma included. \:D/

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:27 pm 
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Thank you very much for your wonderful service.

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:29 pm 
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How much cash for Chinese lettering?

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:43 pm 
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Kathy0 wrote:
Thank you very much for your wonderful service.

You're welcome, Kathy! It was a pleasure to have your business.

Dredge wrote:
How much cash for Chinese lettering?

Which characters do you need, and how many?

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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 12:32 pm 
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Would it be possible for me to send you a sample of writing and have you punctuate it for me?

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Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 2:38 pm 
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Jehoshaphat wrote:
Would it be possible for me to send you a sample of writing and have you punctuate it for me?

It's the first time I've gotten such a request, but I'd be happy to do it for you. I'll just bill you the normal rate for the punctuation I use.

NOTICE to all The Punctuation Shop patrons: Thanks to the tireless effort of our employees, the shortage of right parentheses has been resolved, and their price will be returned to 50 cents. We appreciate your patience in this matter.

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Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 1:43 pm 
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give me as much punctuation as you can for $5 \:D/

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Marvin D. wrote:
give me as much punctuation as you can for $5 \:D/

Done. \:D/ Thanks for your business.

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Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 1:42 pm 
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