Ric's random funny (?) stories

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Ric's random funny (?) stories

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Hi and welcome to Ric's random funny (?) stories.
Here's the deal; I'll write a (kind of) humorous short story for you. (I really mean short.)

Genre: Sci-fi, western, romance, fantasy, plain old humor etc.
Style: Sarcastic, Sincere, Random etc.
Words: Please no more than 2,000.


Ok, even I know I'm not really a writer. (This is basically to amuse myself.) So, just pay how much you think the story is worth.
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Can I have a sarcastic and random story from you with anywhere between 1,000 to 2,000 words? I'll pay you about 50-100 dollars for it. :yes:
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I'll take a really short humerous fantasy story like 350 words. I will pay you 30 dollars for it.
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Ok, your stories will be done eventually. (Within the next month sometime *heh heh* )I have a feeling you two will be my only customers, so.....
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I will buy a funny random surreal 30-word story for $10.
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I'd like to purchase a random funny story written in radio script form (5-10 minutes long when read aloud). In return I'll record and produce the story (crediting you as the writer) and pay you every penny I have. (like 70 bucks)
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so... when do we get them?
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ric wrote:Ok, your stories will be done eventually. (Within the next month sometime *heh heh* )I have a feeling you two will be my only customers, so.....
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs

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Post by ric »

Marvin, yours should be coming before next week.

Tiftt, probably sometime during next week.
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Yay, thank you Ricky-boy. \:D/
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Marvin D. wrote:Yay, thank you Ricky-boy. \:D/
Don't get too excited. The only thing I got much of in it is randomness; it's not very funny or sarcastic. :anxious:
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still randomness is funny!
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Jesus_Minime, I am slowly making progress on your script. I'll have it done soon!
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I would like a Sci-fi Random
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STOP.
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The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
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Post by ric »

Sorry, this was a dumb idea, and I don't have time. Could someone lock this thread please?

-- 05 Jan 2011, 11:05 --

Sorry, this was a dumb idea, and I don't have time. Could someone lock this thread please?
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