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~JCGJ~ wrote:My sister's ferret isn't eating well... Is there anything we can do to make her eat better?
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I might suggest reading her a Shakespearean sonnet. Studies have been shown that when read poetry, ferrets tend to digest their food faster and more efficiently. It may be that your sister's ferret is suffering from what is commonly known as "Lackofculturitis". It can cause indigestion.
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My watermelon and cantelope plants won't stop growing (I only have one plant of each)! They've grown completely over each other, and they still won't stop growing. They're running out of room to grow. Advice please?!
