The Town of Odyssey

I have always fancied myself as a jack or all triads, so for lack of other ideas, and as a way to get into the door of this market, I am offering my services to you.

I can do voice overs, draw you something, make you a software, spy on your siblings, write you a story, make a prank phone call, be your butler...
Just about anything... Prices with be haggled!
I have a lot of nice tech on hand from both my work on The Ceiling Fan podcast and my software development work.
So depending on what requests I get, I will make a more specific topic later.
Right then:
-- 08 May 2015, 05:00 --

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*I jump up*
Wah- er, next customer!
*a tumbleweed rolls up*
Eh? Well, what can I do for you little guy?
*the tumbleweed spins into my cat*
Um, hm... My cat? Well, maybe for 50$...
*my cat hisses*
*cough* 50,000$!
*the tumbleweed rolls away*
*sigh* All well, there will always be others... Hmph, let us move on! Eh squirt?
*hiss*
Right! Next customer!
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*ten minutes later*
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*ten hours later*
zzz