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Bmuntz
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Post by Bmuntz »

We are expanding! It seems as if the public doesn't need an hit man so I am now a stock advisor! You send me some of your money and I will grow it for you! I will invest and I will make you more money than before. But you say I will lose money. That could happen but with me it will not. And if the market does suddenly fall I have a safety net in place where I will lose no more than 10% of your money or I will pay you out of my own pocket the money your lost! What a deal! I promise you that after a Week with me I will have those dollars rolling in all thanks to the stock market and me!

This is the best part if you lose money you don't pay me anything! Rick free investment! I take 15% of your earnings and you get the rest.

Invest less than $100-I take 25% All off of your Earnings.

100-400 I take 20%

400-1000 I take 15%

1000-2000 I take 10%

Invest today In a solid future!
Last edited by Bmuntz on Mon May 23, 2005 2:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

Indeed, this talented man has served as my henchman in more than 4 different plotlines! I can vouch for him! ;)
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Post by Chandler »

A regular Jellyfish, huh? ;) I might have some business for you. If you don't bungle it...

"I'm surrounded by bunglers!" —Regis Blackgaard
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Post by EK »

Awsomeness a hitman coolness
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Post by Bmuntz »

Chandler wrote:A regular Jellyfish, huh? ;) I might have some business for you. If you don't bungle it...

"I'm surrounded by bunglers!" —Regis Blackgaard
Send me an PM and we can talk business. :evil:
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Post by EK »

how much do you charge?
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Post by Bmuntz »

Eugene Kendall wrote:how much do you charge?
That depends on who it is. Cetain people are worth more then others are. Anybody in a race for office has there price go up and Law enforcers are a little more as well.
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Post by EK »

how much for say EB
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Post by Bmuntz »

$15 I will try and if I don't at least hurt him you get $10 back.

Disclaimer: All prices are subject to change at any time.
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Post by EK »

hmm i might sometime ill think about it
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Post by Fenix »

Hey I really like this idea. So you are somewhat of a hitman. HAHAHHA. Great idea. If its no to much trouble I would pay for your servies to knock down every store on this avenue. If you choose to accpet this job pleace PM and tell me exactly how you wil be doing this. I hope your prices are not to steep seeing as I dont have much money and the task at hand seems awfully difficult.
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Post by Shad Lexer »

The ol' family buisness, eh?
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Post by PonysHorses »

That sounds mean. Count me out!
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Post by Shad Lexer »

Looks like Bmuntz lost his first customer.
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Post by PonysHorses »

Well, I don't understand why people want to hurt each other. This is a friendly message board. Not mean. Explain to me why people would want to hurt people.
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Post by Shad Lexer »

Just all in good fun.
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Post by PonysHorses »

You hurst people for fun? A person who trys to hurt someone should go strait to the Courthouse!! If you don't want to go there, then don't hurt people!
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Post by Shad Lexer »

Thinks you aren't going to play along with the faction wars
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Post by PonysHorses »

Screech wrote:Thinks you aren't going to play along with the faction wars


I'm only in the WATER ballon war :wink: . Not a real war where you hurt people. I would NEVER hurt someone O:) O:) O:)
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Post by PonysHorses »

Hey, Bmutz, Screech told me what you mean by this whole thing. You mean Story wars, not realy ones :wink: . I don't not like what you are doing now. We got things straitend out \:D/
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