The Entire Plot of "The Ties That Bind". REVEALED.

[Woody]

So, only read this if you've heard Part 1 on the podcast... This is a log of BobMac and I's bold predictions for Album 58:

Jun 25 13:59:22 <Emmet> Who else thinks Jules is the Perilous Pen?
Jun 25 13:59:46 <BobMac> I thought that instantly.
Jun 25 13:59:55 <Emmet> Same here
Jun 25 14:00:04 <Emmet> It's my writer's mind at work
Jun 25 14:00:57 <Emmet> =P
Jun 25 14:01:03 <BobMac> Haha
Jun 25 14:08:25 <Emmet> So, Jules somehow gets a hold of Wooton's idea, most likely through Penny
Jun 25 14:08:37 <Emmet> Posts it online, Wooton sees it and freaks out
Jun 25 14:08:53 <Emmet> He asks Penny who she told, she says "Only Jules"
Jun 25 14:09:13 <BobMac> Basically
Jun 25 14:09:24 <Emmet> Wooton says "Jules" in a deep voice, pulls out a knife, and rushes out much to Penny's horror and dismay
Jun 25 14:09:48 <Emmet> Wooton kills Jules
Jun 25 14:10:04 <Emmet> Connie gets mad at Wooton and kills him
Jun 25 14:10:22 <Emmet> Penny then gets mad at Connie, and kills her
Jun 25 14:11:13 <Emmet> Eugene gets mad at Penny because he was still in love with Connie, and kills Penny
Jun 25 14:11:30 <Emmet> Katrina is mad that Eugene loved Connie, and kills him
Jun 25 14:12:13 <Emmet> Katrina then goes mental and is put into rehab
Jun 25 14:12:26 <Emmet> Buck, with nowhere to go, commits suicide
Jun 25 14:12:33 <BobMac> Wow... I'm gone for two minutes and I miss all the fun.
Jun 25 14:12:50 <Emmet> And Whit becomes a hermit because he just can't take the evils of the world
Jun 25 14:13:21 <BobMac> No wonder they needed 14 parts for this.
Jun 25 14:13:38 <BobMac> Then Whit eventually commits suicide.
Jun 25 14:14:08 <Emmet> But then he discovers that he only regenerates into Blackgaard
Jun 25 14:14:41 <Emmet> Who then goes to the IS, which is actually a TARDIS, goes back in time, and tries to shut down Whit's End to prevent what happened in this album!
Jun 25 14:15:10 <BobMac> But is unsucessful.
Jun 25 14:15:28 <BobMac> NOOO
Jun 25 14:15:30 <Emmet> DUDE
Jun 25 14:15:39 <Emmet> I SO WANNA SEND THIS TO THE WRITERS xD
Jun 25 14:15:53 <BobMac> IT"D BE PERFECT
Jun 25 14:16:05 <Emmet> THE PERFECT END TO ODYSSEY
Jun 25 14:16:21 <Emmet> Oh, and Blackgaard's suicide?
Jun 25 14:16:29 <BobMac> 14 new episodes about death, suicide, reincarnation, and murder.
Jun 25 14:16:51 <Emmet> He realized he could never stop things, and that life was just not worth living
Jun 25 14:17:10 <BobMac> Yes.
Jun 25 14:17:16 <BobMac> So perfect.
Jun 25 14:17:38 <Emmet> And when Jack realizes that Blackgaard was Whit, he commits suicide too
Jun 25 14:17:51 <Emmet> Causing Joanne and Jason to marry
Jun 25 14:18:08 <BobMac> So Blackgaard set's of a nuclear bomb in the middle of town and blow's up the whole town.
Jun 25 14:18:16 <BobMac> *sets
Jun 25 14:18:30 <Emmet> To still have it be J&J Antiques, not just J Antiques
Jun 25 14:18:40 <BobMac> Yup.
Jun 25 14:18:51 <Emmet> IT'S PERFECT
Jun 25 14:19:00 <BobMac> There's only one survivor left. Jimmy Barclay.
Jun 25 14:19:06 <BobMac> THAT IT IS.
Jun 25 14:19:20 <Emmet> Who is actually Blackgaard's rengenerated self
Jun 25 14:20:18 <Emmet> Jimmy then becomes President of the US, and starts nuclear war to end the human race and its evil forever
Jun 25 14:20:47 <BobMac> WE NEED TO SEND THIS TO THE ODYSSEY TEAM ASAP.
Jun 25 14:20:52 <Emmet> YES
Jun 25 14:21:32 <BobMac> But, the spin-off is OAC exclusive.
Jun 25 14:21:59 <BobMac> And no more Odyssey to anyone not in the OAC +P
Jun 25 14:22:01 <BobMac> =p

*These logs are slightly edited to include only the discussion of the end of Odyssey

[Wakko]

I personally think it is perfect.

[Mrs Jason Whittaker]

Ok. A little different from what I had imagined, but this sounds good. I think it's just a little dark for AIO, maybe some of this plot can get moved to the spin-off show "The Connellsville Chronicles"

[The Top Crusader]

This is the direction I've been expecting for some time.