100 Things I Hate, by Mrs. Kramer

Whit's wiping down the counter, Connie's mopping the floor, and the kids are sipping on their milkshakes. If you want to talk about Adventures in Odyssey the radio drama, this is the spot to do just that!
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100 Things I Hate, by Mrs. Kramer

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Hehehe so I finished her list. https://odysseynerds.wordpress.com/2017 ... gs-i-hate/

Mosquitoes
Poems that don’t rhyme
Flimsy supermarket lettuce
My far-sighted dentist
My near-sighted hairdresser
Cats
Valentines gifts with no candy
Children laughing
Vacuuming
The Channel Five Weatherman with the big teeth
People who leave in the middle of poetry readings
Love songs
Democracy
Exercise
Plastic trophies
Mushrooms
The U.S. Board on Geographic names
Surprises
Pizza with sauce
Art by Picasso
Mr. Potato Head
Green plants
Cosmetic surgery
Violins
Short funerals
Action heroes
Gum under restaurant tables
Irony
The lasagna at Hal’s Diner
Al dente pasta
Fire breathers and fire jugglers
Book clubs
Caricature
Antisocial people
Customer surveys
Licorice
Obscure holidays
People clapping after music performances
Vitamin water
Shopping bags with long handles
Flavored ice cream
The “For Dummies” books
Charity
Waterworld
Timeshares
Fruit in salad
Bass guitar
Camera settings that people never use
Itches in spots you can’t reach
Plastic cups
Yearbook photos
Festivals
Boredom
Microbiology
Useless characters
Films with music
People who hate things for no reason
Conglomerate corporations
Wooton’s window shades
Entrepreneurship
Dull knives
Pistachios that don’t open
Matching dishes
Bull fighting
Poodles
Canned bread
Slow internet
People who take three seats on a bus
Non-free information sites
Free information sites that ask for donations
Coloring books
The middle bathroom stall
Miniature calendars
Opera
Pruny feet
When restaurants forget to include ketchup with your meal
Oversized shrubs
Birds that don’t sing
Comedians
Turbulence
People who guess my age incorrectly
Babies crying
Abbreviations
The Industrial Revolution
Fairies
Small packages of gum
Christmas cards with people on them
Watery gray colors
Group text messages
Rude people
Looking at pictures I’m not in
Confirmation codes
Elevators
Weather
The watery juice out of mustard bottles
Light perfume
People with big noses
Erasers that don’t work
Forgetting to scan my coupons at the checkout counter
Making lists of things I hate
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Flavored ice cream? :thud: Heresy!

:lol: Nice list, Mariogeek! Thanks for sharing.
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I love it! Great work :lol:
Don't you
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
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