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An Epic Movie

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/epicmovie/large.html

Some people not like some of the females and such featured in this... :anxious: But parts of it made me LOL. \:D/
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Um, yeah...


That was disturbing in some parts, funny in others.




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Yes, certains parts were pretty hilarious. :lol: Other parts....not so much. :anxious:
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Um. Not. Funny.
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Jennifer Doyle wrote:Um. Not. Funny.
Mostly, I agree. But I liked it when she kicked the talking beaver. :(
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Donner wrote:
Jennifer Doyle wrote:Um. Not. Funny.
Mostly, I agree. But I liked it when she kicked the talking beaver. :(

If a beaver talked to me, I would kick it too. :(



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I always wanted them to do this type of film. I don't watch Horror movies at all so I don't get most of the jokes in the "Scary Movies." I always wished they'd do a parody of big blockbusters.

Well now they have... and now I'm torn. I don't think this movie will be very appropriate, none of the others have been, but I really do want to see it.

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Bumble wrote:I always wanted them to do this type of film. I don't watch Horror movies at all so I don't get most of the jokes in the "Scary Movies." I always wished they'd do a parody of big blockbusters.

Well now they have... and now I'm torn. I don't think this movie will be very appropriate, none of the others have been, but I really do want to see it.

:mad:

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*I saw a trailer for it when I went to go see Eragon and I thought it looked pretty funny, but now Im not sure :(*
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Comet wrote:
Bumble wrote:I always wanted them to do this type of film. I don't watch Horror movies at all so I don't get most of the jokes in the "Scary Movies." I always wished they'd do a parody of big blockbusters.

Well now they have... and now I'm torn. I don't think this movie will be very appropriate, none of the others have been, but I really do want to see it.

:mad:

It's moments like these when I flip coins. :(



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Only if you flip a Sovereign. ;)
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Post by Robo »

Looks funny! But its one of those MOVIE movies... Hey it's got Steven from Nacho Libre in it!

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Post by Lord_Kappa »

It looks wretched.
How many swear words were in the trailer alone?
How many scantily clad women, not to mention men?

This movie doesn't even get consideration, of course I'll never see this. (Unless I am tied to a chair and my eyes are propped open in front of the screen. Or my family is going to die if I don't watch it.)

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Bumble wrote:
Comet wrote:
Bumble wrote:I always wanted them to do this type of film. I don't watch Horror movies at all so I don't get most of the jokes in the "Scary Movies." I always wished they'd do a parody of big blockbusters.

Well now they have... and now I'm torn. I don't think this movie will be very appropriate, none of the others have been, but I really do want to see it.

:mad:

It's moments like these when I flip coins. :(



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And even if you don't flip a coin, you willl be predestined by God to either see it or not to see it anyway. :yes:




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Post by Ferder »

The title isn't all that accurate. The movie looks like it mostly just features the most finacially succesful big-buget movies of this year and last year. That doesn't make them "epics".
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The movie's released today...yet another movie which I have no intention to see. ;)
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I'd see it if someone paid me to do so! \:D/
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That looks hilarious!!



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Post by Jimmy Barclay Fan »

*WARNING*

All Narnia fans prob do NOT Want to see this movie.

http://pluggedinonline.com/movies/movies/a0003045.cfm

It makes fun of Narnia in soo many ways. It slanders it. Instead of the White Witch, it is the White B-. Mr. Tumnus and the Beaver are a couple who kiss. Aslo is a terrible character. Too much language and sexual sitauations.

I saw the whole thing yesterday. I only have to pay $ 1.
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After reading the review, I have to agree with Lord_Kappa about seeing this movie.
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