Favorite TV Commercials

DanP740 · Post by **DanP740** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:12 pm

Here's one of mine:

Pizza Deliverer: I've got three pizzas for a Mr. NASCAR.

Dale Jr. & Michael Waltrip: That's mine.

Dale Jr.: You're right. Mine'll be for the king of NASCAR.

Michael: Oh really? Well, mine will be for the emperoer of NASCAR.

Dale Jr: The Zar of NASCAR.

Micheal: Grand Poohba of NASCAR.

Dale Jr.: General Lesimo (is that right?) of NASCAR.

Micheal: El presidente de NASCAR.

Dale Jr.: (umm, somthing I don't understand)

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:44 pm

That sounds funny, Dan - I'd like to see that one! $\:D/$

I saw a Burger King commercial with Chewbacca last night! It looked like he was going to be working there, but a guy hands him a hairnet, and Chewie looks at it and stretches it, and makes Wookie noises, with the general idea probably being about how he's possibly supposed to make the hair net big enough! It was really fuuny, despite (or because of) the almost non-existent dialogue.

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:01 pm

The commercial with the annoying english guy telling chewbacca to make noises into a mic for ring tones. "Now give me sadness" and it's the same sound over and over.
"Love it! Now make me hate it!"

Larry The Pickle · Post by **Larry The Pickle** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:26 pm

The Donald Trump Domino's Cheeseburger Pizza one.

My all time fave comercial is the one where the guy flags down a car, says an emergency, and when he gets into the car, all he wants is to go halvsies on a mountain dew! You have to see it to know how funny it is. Or hear it on the radio.

Also the Steven Seagal Mountain Dew and Jackie Chan Glad Bags comercials.

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:09 am

My favourite all time commercial is a little old but funny.

It has Terry Tate (BIG, linebacker, NFL) working for Reebok and all he does is tackle guys and what not. It's really funny.

It won best superbowl commercial of 2003.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:17 pm

Jman 009 wrote:The Donald Trump Domino's Cheeseburger Pizza one.

There was also that hilarious check card one where Donald Trump is standing on a skyscraper holding up his check card and it blows off the building. The next shot is him digging frantically in a dumpster. A couple people walk by, stare, and then one says to the other, "... and I thought he was doing so well."

There's also another one where George Steinbrenner - owner of the New York Yankees - is at the hospital with his arm all wrapped up. Joe Torre - the Yankees manager - is saying that they really need that right arm. Steinbrenner tries to write out a check with it but the pen drops out of his hand and he grimaces. The solution, of course, is that he should just use a check card. No more damaging his hand or arm by writing checks. The commercial ends with Torre telling Steinbrenner, "That's Torre with two r's," and Steinbrenner gives him a glare.

Jimmy Barclay Fan · Post by **Jimmy Barclay Fan** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:30 pm

There is a national commercial for Compound W wart remover. A young blonde girl says "thanks Mom." her name is Gilland jones, and she wants to be an actress, and I know her. we did charlotte's web together, and I see her at the movie theater I work at. She tried out for because of winn dixie and Charlie and chocolate factory but anna sophia robb got both roles. One day she will be big.
Look out for the commercial.

HarlowRoxMySox · Post by **HarlowRoxMySox** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:58 pm

AOL has a great marketing company. I like that one where the woman brings in the dessert for the person who came up with the spyware blocking, and there's that 1 woman that leans out of her cubicle and is like "I smell cake." It's great.

Aslan · Post by **Aslan** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:13 pm

i don't know

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:16 pm

How can you like commercials?

But we don't have a TV so I don't see them much anyway...

Larry The Pickle · Post by **Larry The Pickle** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:00 pm

The Right Guard Extreme one where they're playing red rover.

The Powerade commercial where people are being flung through the football goal and walking a treadmill on there hands.

The Verizon Wireless one when they're at a concert and people are in bed and tub and ironing in the middle of the croud.

All the Lance Krall show commercials.

The commercial for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Taq · Post by **Taq** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:39 pm

I really like the two Ken Jennings commercials: Cingular Wireless and Allstate Insurance. In the Cingular one, random people are pretending to be related to him to get a share of his big winnings, over 2.5 million. In the Allstate one, while the famous think music plays, he considers if people should pay more for their insurance. After the music finishes, he answers (questions, rather), "What is 'no way'?" and then breaths a sign of relief.

DanP740 · Post by **DanP740** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:17 pm

It wasn't the real music and it was too short.

Larry The Pickle · Post by **Larry The Pickle** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:27 pm

The Starbucks coffee commercial: "Hank" version.

that one cingular rollover minutes commercial. I haven't seen it in a while so I don't remember exactly how to describe it.

Larry The Pickle · Post by **Larry The Pickle** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:19 pm

The skittles bubblegum comercial...
"'Is that Skittles Bubblegum?'
'yep'
'Can I have some?'
'nope'"

The pop tarts comercial with the snow man
"best eaten frozen"
"His head fell off!"