Seen a movie you thought was so terrible that you feel compelled to warn everyone else about it? Share your concerns here!What Not to Watch
What Not to Watch
The book burning thread needed a silver screen companion. Seen a movie you thought was so terrible that you feel compelled to warn everyone else about it? Share your concerns here!
Seen a movie you thought was so terrible that you feel compelled to warn everyone else about it? Share your concerns here!Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
1. The Master
2. Brave
3. Safety Not Guaranteed
4. Moonrise Kingdom
5. Ruby Sparks
6. Life of Pi
7. Blue Like Jazz
8. Cloud Atlas
9. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
10. The Words
11. Sinister
2. Brave
3. Safety Not Guaranteed
4. Moonrise Kingdom
5. Ruby Sparks
6. Life of Pi
7. Blue Like Jazz
8. Cloud Atlas
9. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
10. The Words
11. Sinister
I knew I should have just waited for someone else to start this thread. 
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
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IrishTiger
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The Last Mimzy.
Eragon. (if you've read the book)
The Last Days of Frank and Jesse James.
Eragon. (if you've read the book)
The Last Days of Frank and Jesse James.
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2 Corinthians 12:10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in needs, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ’s sake. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
2 Corinthians 12:10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in needs, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ’s sake. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ~Robert Frost
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. ~Philo of Alexandria
Joshua 1:9
Don't even read the bookPetrichor wrote:9. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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The Top Crusader
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Citizen Kane
Gone with the Wind
Toy Story
The Wizard of Oz
It's A Wonderful Life
Weekend at Bernie's 2
Gone with the Wind
Toy Story
The Wizard of Oz
It's A Wonderful Life
Weekend at Bernie's 2
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IrishTiger
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*blinks* Why?The Top Crusader wrote: Gone with the Wind
Toy Story
The Wizard of Oz
It's A Wonderful Life
~IrishTiger
2 Corinthians 12:10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in needs, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ’s sake. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
2 Corinthians 12:10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in needs, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ’s sake. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ~Robert Frost
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. ~Philo of Alexandria
Joshua 1:9
It should go without saying that everything Kirk Cameron has loaned his "talents" to should be avoided. That and anything that says "Sherwood" and isn't referring to Robin Hood should be thrown on the floor, as you run screaming in the other direction.
Also, the first Hunger Games was pretty bad.
Also, the first Hunger Games was pretty bad.
he/him | a little stinker.
Top is possibly at least somewhat kidding, but I actually totally agree on "Gone with the Wind." I only saw it once, and it was years ago. My sister and I had it on a list of classics that we hadn't seen but wanted to, and when we finally watched it, we wished that we hadn't.IrishTiger wrote:*blinks* Why?The Top Crusader wrote: Gone with the Wind
Toy Story
The Wizard of Oz
It's A Wonderful Life
I expected a little more happiness and positive character growth. I wasn't familiar with the story, so I understand that a big part of the problem was that my expectations and what the movie actually is did not match, but I did not enjoy it at all, and have no desire to watch it again to give it another chance. Now my expectations would be a lot more accurate, but I already know that I would not like all the same things, so I have no interest in wasting my time. I know that there are people out there who love the movie and think it is amazing, and you can disagree with me....but I will won't watch it again voluntarily, at least not in the foreseeable future. 
*Shivers* Amen. The books were awesome, but the movie sucked massively.Eragon. (if you've read the book)
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
I wasted 112 precious minutes of my life on possibly the most useless film ever made.
I wasted 112 precious minutes of my life on possibly the most useless film ever made.
But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. --Hamlet.
StrongNChrist ~ Remembered Forever
Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa
StrongNChrist ~ Remembered Forever
Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa
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Pound Foolish
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What? That's a surprise. Why in the name of all that's holy could anyone blashpeme such a charming, ambitiously formula breaking, breathtakingly animated, with such a gorgeous score and... Anyhow, I'll stop.Petrichor wrote: 2. Brave
My new favorite person on the ToO.Pound Foolish wrote:What? That's a surprise. Why in the name of all that's holy could anyone blashpeme such a charming, ambitiously formula breaking, breathtakingly animated, with such a gorgeous score and... Anyhow, I'll stop.Petrichor wrote: 2. Brave
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
I like Brave. It is also the only movie I have seen out of the 11 that I posted here. Coincidentally, Jelly has elsewhere stated that he likes all those movies.Pound Foolish wrote:What? That's a surprise. Why in the name of all that's holy could anyone blashpeme such a charming, ambitiously formula breaking, breathtakingly animated, with such a gorgeous score and... Anyhow, I'll stop.Petrichor wrote: 2. Brave
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The only ones that come to mind at the moment are Life of Pi and The Notebook. I did not enjoy those movies at all.
"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again." ― C.S. Lewis
Life of Pi is pretty incredible actually. I'm with you on The Notebook.
Also, Scott Pilgrim is far from useless. At the very least, it's highly entertaining.
Also, Scott Pilgrim is far from useless. At the very least, it's highly entertaining.
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
It just wasn't my kind of film. I got extremely bored watching it. The visual effects and cinematography, however, were amazing!Jelly wrote:Life of Pi is pretty incredible actually.
"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again." ― C.S. Lewis
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TigerintheShadows
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The Last Airbender is possibly the worst movie I've ever seen, though I admit that much of my disdain for it stems from the fact that I enjoyed the cartoon so much. It didn't resemble the original show at all, and the best that can be said for it is that the comments on the play at the end of "The Ember Island Players" describe the movie perfectly (though with the exception of the effects being decent).
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" "So he can sneak up on people. Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."
"And now the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
"It unscrews the other way."
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To each his own.Jelly wrote:Also, Scott Pilgrim is far from useless. At the very least, it's highly entertaining.
I definitely wouldn't use the words "highly entertaining" to describe that film.But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. --Hamlet.
StrongNChrist ~ Remembered Forever
Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa
StrongNChrist ~ Remembered Forever
Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa