"Underhanded shenanigans" is not how you spell "superior knowledge and analysis of hockey players".




Prepare for a revolution and a toppling of your evil Canadian empire next year.

No, it's not. Thank you for noticing.



*prepares* Well, that didn't take long. Who wants a creampuff?

It seems that fellow styling himself as a 'glorious leader' is clearly attempting to steal your Majesty our great Dictator's thunder, in a shallow and laughable imitation of your work. Furthermore, he is disrespecting you and your policies by censoring your name and insinuating that criticizing you will and should be encouraged going forward.

Given these factors, it seems evident that the best method to protect the Catsville Way is to ban this person for life, and delete every post that he has ever made and every post answering, quoting, or making reference to him and/or his posts. What are your thoughts about this proposal, and is there a chance that it will happen any time soon?

What is your least favourite food?
Were you picky as a kid?
Do you like the desert?
Would you rather stargaze, or watch the clouds?
Have you ever seen Psalty the Songbook?

He could never overshadow me in any way, and certainly does not permit actual criticism of me, as his regular jail sentences towards a variety of people has shown. Barry can take a little getting used to, but once you do, he really is quite tolerable most of the time. If all of his posts were deleted, that would remove his time as our second mayor, and therefore impact my only term as chief of police, and that just wouldn't do. Give it time - he'll grow on you!


I hate onions, so anything with onions is icky, but particularly liver and onions.
Yes, I was picky as a kid, and I remain selective. There are lots of things I do like, but I am quite definite in the things I do not like, such as onions and peppers.
I don't really care for the desert, because I don't like sand or heat all that much.
I would rather watch the clouds because then you can use your imagination to decide what all the clouds are!
Yes, I have seen Psalty, and I am very curious about where such a random question came from! Being a very old lady, I used to watch Psalty as a kid on some VHS movies we had, and I know we still have a Psalty tape hanging around somewhere.

ANYTHING with onions is bad?

...anything?

Anything with onions that I can taste, and especially any crunchy pieces of onion. A few tiny little pieces in a pot of soup is tolerable, but that's about it.

How many teams are in the NHL?

30 this season, but 31 next year since Vegas is joining the league.

That sounds like it would complicate the schedule.

Easy, the West plays more than the East, am I right?

Everybody will still play 82 regular-season games. You don't need an even number of teams to get everybody to play the same number of games. I guess for the playoffs technically it could get a little more complicated, but the same number of teams (16) will still make the playoffs - there will just be one more team that doesn't.

Actually the east still will have more teams than the west. Currently 16 east teams and 14 west. will be 16 east and 15 west and the NHL actually breaks it down further to 4 divisions so 3 - 8 team divisions and 1 - 7 team.

Is it supposed to be that I can't post in the Cheese Board?

I think only mods and admins can post in the Cheese Board, unfortunately.

You will have to address that concern to The Top Crusader, who may or may not have done that on purpose. Apparently not all people are equally capable of discussing cheese?

It's about being worthy, not capable.

Yes, that is a notable distinction. Thank you, bookworm. That probably was Top's motivation.

Do you have a favourite flower?
Have you ever wanted a pet bird?
Do you like the taste of cinnamon?
What type of church do you attend?

Roses, I guess. Actually, wild roses like the ones that I used to see growing in front of my grandma's house when we would visit in June and July are probably my favourite.

I have never wanted a pet bird, and do not anticipate that changing. Just visiting somebody with a bird is unpleasant. They're so loud, and I don't like animals that move in unpredictable ways (flying, hopping...you get the idea.)

I don't mind a bit of cinnamon, like in cinnamon rolls, but not a lot.

I attend a non-denominational church that is part of the evangelical tradition.