In honor of our honorable S-paw's absence, I've decided to bring back Frank's wondrous and legendary Dating Service! With my superior intellect and keen insight into the obvious, I promise any of you a match made in heaven (and I'm not talking about the wooden kind that you strike on the side of a box).

Here's how it works:

Please PM me the answers to the following questions (for best results, please elaborate on your answers):

1. Who is your favorite AIO couple, and why?

2. Which Jack in the standard deck of cards do you like the best, and why? (Choose: Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, or Clubs)

3. If you were a cat, and could chase a bird, a mouse, or a dog, what color would you paint the train on a scale of 1-5? (Best results for this question involves not giving an answer that is "1," "2," "3," "4," or "5." Go and listen to "What Are You Gonna Do With Your Life" for inspiration. )

Testimonials from previously matched couples are greatly appreciated.

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Gotta get in on this before it gets outlawed again!

Outlawed? Would you please explain, Me?

Shadowpaw didn't like it before. It had to stop.

I think if I do this, it may be cheating...Since I'm getting married in HH next Thursday...



Oh, I meann...

<3<3<3
BBB

rofl Me! (bring on the Me jokes!)

I've gotten only 8 entries so far! (Thanks so much!) I need more than 10 to start matching people!

And for clarification: Yes, this dating service is open to anyone (oldies and newbies, alike), and please, please, please, for best results, please explain your answers! I want to know why you picked "Jason and Tasha"...I want to know why you like the Jack of Spades! Believe me, it will be well worth your extra effort.

you know I dont remember this from last time. might of been before my time or during one of my absenses.

anyhow I'm sending away

LOL I was matched with Sonuna but she refused to marry me back in the day.

her loss is Ca's gain

*laughs*

This is hilarious.

Really?? To whom?

You better know who, Jelly!

Yes, I'm marrying Jelly...

<3<3<3
BBB

Can you hook me with any of the new(er) females running around the ToO these days?



-Cowboy

*waits excitedly for the results*

Hurry up and send yours in! I'm going to stop accepting applications after 5pm PST. Look for the results sometime tonight around 10pm PST!

*industriously sorts through applications while softly singing "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."*

One of my favriote songs.

"Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be, the envy of all I see..."

I just know I'm going to be matched with someone totally off the wall.

Hm. I'd almost sign up just to see the results, but I don't feel like it would be the most prudent thing I could do...

Well, I will look forward to seeing the results, and I am open and available (in the loosest sense of the word) to plan more weddings.

Hannah
The Wedding Planner

As it is past 5pm PST, I am no longer accepting any new applications.

My friends, you have just sealed your doom.

Also, after being inspired by Laura Ingalls' contest, I have decided that my favorite couples might get a small cash bonus as a reward for bringing me so much amusement.