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Frank
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 Post subject: Frank's Dating Service Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:46 am |
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Little Old Bird Woman
Trank forever. :)
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In honor of our honorable S-paw's absence, I've decided to bring back Frank's wondrous and legendary Dating Service! With my superior intellect and keen insight into the obvious, I promise any of you a match made in heaven (and I'm not talking about the wooden kind that you strike on the side of a box). 
Here's how it works:
Please PM me the answers to the following questions (for best results, please elaborate on your answers):
1. Who is your favorite AIO couple, and why?
2. Which Jack in the standard deck of cards do you like the best, and why? (Choose: Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, or Clubs)
3. If you were a cat, and could chase a bird, a mouse, or a dog, what color would you paint the train on a scale of 1-5? (Best results for this question involves not giving an answer that is "1," "2," "3," "4," or "5." Go and listen to "What Are You Gonna Do With Your Life" for inspiration. )
Testimonials from previously matched couples are greatly appreciated. 
Disclaimer: The information on this site is for informational purposes only. Frank and her affiliates and content licensors assume no liability for any inaccurate, delayed or incomplete information, nor for any actions taken in reliance thereon. Frank cannot provide individual advice or counseling, whether medical, legal, or otherwise. If you are seeking specific advice or counseling, you should contact a licensed practitioner or professional, a social services agency representative, or an organization in your local community. Offer not valid in Canada, the US, or the greater Yucatan peninsula. Catspaw and the administrative staff of the Town of Odyssey is not involved in or has any influencing power over Frank's decisions and/or speculations. Matches and/or matchsticks are not actually made in heaven. This disclaimer is meant for humorous purposes mainly. Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age, adults, senior citizens, animals, insects, plants, or dead people. Limit 1 per customer. Any resemblance to actual persons or events, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Keep away from fire, open flame or spark. Void where prohibited. All rights reserved. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this disclaimer strictly prohibited. For recreational use only. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this disclaimer. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. Times approximate. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. This product is only warranted to the original retail purchaser or gift recipient. For office use only. Penalty for private use. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Beware of dog. Frank's Dating Service is a registered trademark of Frank, the just, the glorious, the searingly gorgeous, the witty, the kind, the generous, and the soporific. God bless us, everyone.
Last edited by Frank on Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:56 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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Me
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:55 am |
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Waiting for the dreaded 6666
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Gotta get in on this before it gets outlawed again!
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KODY 105
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:11 am |
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Radio Station
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Me wrote: Gotta get in on this before it gets outlawed again! Outlawed? Would you please explain, Me?
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ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace 
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Laura Ingalls
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:07 am |
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Half Pint
Happily married to Almanzo
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Shadowpaw didn't like it before.  It had to stop.
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“Home is the nicest word there is.”
― Laura Ingalls Wilder
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BrokenButBeautiful
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:33 am |
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Certified Theatre Geek
Legendary(:
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J-man
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:25 am |
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I like Cookies
is.
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rofl Me!  (bring on the Me jokes!)
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Frank
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:43 pm |
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Little Old Bird Woman
Trank forever. :)
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I've gotten only 8 entries so far! (Thanks so much!) I need more than 10 to start matching people!
And for clarification: Yes, this dating service is open to anyone (oldies and newbies, alike), and please, please, please, for best results, please explain your answers! I want to know why you picked "Jason and Tasha"...I want to know why you like the Jack of Spades! Believe me, it will be well worth your extra effort.
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Lord Sesshoumaru
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:01 pm |
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Lord Sesshoumaru
dont really come here anymore
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you know I dont remember this from last time. might of been before my time or during one of my absenses.
anyhow I'm sending away
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The Top Crusader
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Hammer Bro
Old... but not obsolete.
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Lord Sesshoumaru
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Lord Sesshoumaru
dont really come here anymore
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The Top Crusader wrote: LOL I was matched with Sonuna but she refused to marry me back in the day.  her loss is Ca's gain
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Iron and Light
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:03 pm |
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Night is Falling
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*laughs*
This is hilarious.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:32 pm |
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A Truly Great Noob
the guy who used to watch a lot of films
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BrokenButBeautiful wrote: I think if I do this, it may be cheating...Since I'm getting married in HH next Thursday...  Oh, I meann...  <3<3<3
BBBReally?? To whom?
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Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
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BrokenButBeautiful
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:22 pm |
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Certified Theatre Geek
Legendary(:
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Jellyfish11 wrote: BrokenButBeautiful wrote: I think if I do this, it may be cheating...Since I'm getting married in HH next Thursday... Oh, I meann... <3<3<3
BBBReally?? To whom? You better know who, Jelly!
Yes, I'm marrying Jelly...
<3<3<3
BBB
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COWBOY OF TEXAS
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:25 pm |
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I was here from the beginning
Dreaming of you...
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:50 am |
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I love the \:D/ smiley
Honourary Canadian!
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Frank
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:36 pm |
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Little Old Bird Woman
Trank forever. :)
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Hurry up and send yours in! I'm going to stop accepting applications after 5pm PST. Look for the results sometime tonight around 10pm PST!
*industriously sorts through applications while softly singing "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."* 
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Over the Rainbow
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:06 pm |
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Frank wrote: Hurry up and send yours in! I'm going to stop accepting applications after 5pm PST. Look for the results sometime tonight around 10pm PST! *industriously sorts through applications while softly singing "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."* One of my favriote songs.
"Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be, the envy of all I see..."
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:09 pm |
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Jehoshaphat Rocks!
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I just know I'm going to be matched with someone totally off the wall.
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The good ol' ToO.
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Hannahjiejie
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:43 pm |
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I love the ToO!
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Hm. I'd almost sign up just to see the results, but I don't feel like it would be the most prudent thing I could do...
Well, I will look forward to seeing the results, and I am open and available (in the loosest sense of the word) to plan more weddings.
Hannah
The Wedding Planner
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Frank
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:05 pm |
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Little Old Bird Woman
Trank forever. :)
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As it is past 5pm PST, I am no longer accepting any new applications.
My friends, you have just sealed your doom. 
Also, after being inspired by Laura Ingalls' contest, I have decided that my favorite couples might get a small cash bonus as a reward for bringing me so much amusement.
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