Portal

[bookworm]

*signs up and downloads*

[ric]

OK to win your undying gratitude. And your donations to either ToO team. And your donations to my campaign if you are on Campbell County. (Please oh please oh please.) http://ccmb.forum-motion.com/ Have a FREE COPY OF PORTAL!!!!! That's right. Until the 20th of September you can get Portal for free on Steam. http://store.steampowered.com/app/400/ Thank you Thank you.

Woah, that is so awesome! I would seriously do that, if our computer wasn't so fried. Maybe I'll save it on a thumb drive or something until I get my own computer.

[Amethystic]

WHAT??? Gahhh, I really want Portal, but this computer is so slow. And I have no idea how to transfer games from computer to computer. *sigh* Well, I'd better get it now just to be safe.

[bookworm]

Yes, definitely get it while it’s free! There’s a way to transfer it to another computer.

[Amethystic]

Steam won't accept my membership registration. The jerks.

[Knight Fisher]

Steam won't accept my membership registration. The jerks.

Why not? And your computer doesn't have to be able to run it. Just download it to it so you own it. And then you can download it to a different computer if you get one. You just have to download it now so you own it.

[bookworm]

Steam won't accept my membership registration. The jerks.

That happened to me, it’s just because their username checker is broken. Your name is taken even though it says it isn’t. Keep trying different names and it will work.

[DanP740]

My brother said you don't even have to download it, just "buy" it, so then you "own" it, and can download it later when you can.

[Monty]

This game is just as awesome, if not more so, than I've heard. I didn't have an enjoyable experience at first, but I think that's because my resolution was set too high. This game is amazing!

[bookworm]

When you’re destroying GLaDOS, her blue core is reading a cake recipe.
I was going to try to bake it, but I don’t have all the ingredients.

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting
Three slash four cup vegetable oil
Four large eggs
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
Three slash four cups butter or margarine
One and two third cups granulated sugar
Two cups all purpose flower
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
And sediment shaped sediment
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish
One cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins
And volatile malted milk impoundments
Nine large egg yolks
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes
One cup granulated sugar
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’
Two cups rhubarb, sliced
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire
One large rhubarb
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

[Amethystic]

I love that.

Well, I have Portal now. I just need to find time to play it...

[Knight Fisher]

And now I want to know how you get the companion cube at the end.

[bookworm]

And now I want to know how you get the companion cube at the end.

The one with the cake?

[JesusIsAlive]

Yeah, don't worry about downloading it. The good thing about Steam is that once you've bought something, you can access it on any computer that you have a Steam client on (even if you download it on another computer months later).

Also, Portal = AWESOME!

[Amethystic]

Well, I've found time to play the last couple of weekends, and it's been a blast. I'm on Test Chamber 18 on the moment, I believe. It was tough saying goodbye to my Weighted Companion Cube.

[bookworm]

It was tough saying goodbye to my Weighted Companion Cube.

Don’t worry, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.

[Amethystic]

It was tough saying goodbye to my Weighted Companion Cube.

Don’t worry, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.

*draws images of the Companion Cube on walls in hidden rooms behind panels to make self feel better*

[Aaron Wiley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEipTR6KTyA

Sick.

[bookworm]

*draws images of the Companion Cube on walls in hidden rooms behind panels to make self feel better*

That room weirded me out a little. All those pictures with Companion Cubes pasted in.

[Knight Fisher]

You can't actually get to the cake. It was a lie. They used cheats.