The Town of Odyssey

Whitty Whit wrote:JCGJ. get out of here. Waffles aren't even in the same LEAGUE as cupcakes.

You're absolutely right. Waffles are a Heaven food. Cupcakes are a "Sometimes" food.

And you forgot the tildes. It's ~JCGJ~. Get it right.

Even Gnostics like waffles.

Mr. Sunnys wrote:Darcie: I'm not putting down others for their beliefs; I am trying to lead them to the Lord.

Look up that saying about flies and honey vs. vinegar.

I have some leftover gluten free pancakes, anyone want one?

darcie wrote:I have some leftover gluten free pancakes, anyone want one?

Yes.

Whitty Whit wrote:But are there vanilla cupcakes in hell? Or just the chocolate ones?

Chocolate cupcakes cannot go anywhere near hell. Those are a heaven food. End of discussion.

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Whitty Whit wrote:But are there vanilla cupcakes in hell? Or just the chocolate ones?

Chocolate cupcakes cannot go anywhere near hell. Those are a heaven food. End of discussion.

You believe there is no way a chocolate could go to hell? Just by virtue of being chocolate it is automatically saved?

God's chosen flavor.

So, predestination?

Does regular cake get into heaven? Or just cupcakes?

Well personally I believe that salvation is a communal activity, one must be part of a cake, but Protestants tend to focus more on the individual cupcakes. I think the more uniform frosting one gets with a cake is better than each individual cupcake deciding what is important to them.

John Chrysostom wrote:Well personally I believe that salvation is a communal activity, one must be part of a cake, but Protestants tend to focus more on the individual cupcakes. I think the more uniform frosting one gets with a cake is better than each individual cupcake deciding what is important to them.

So, a communist cake and frosting relationship. Be one with the cake. No other flavors are allowed into the kitchen. May I remind you that cupcakes are all made from the same batter and cooked in the same pan?

I think I am confusing even myself.....*goes to eat more cupcakes*

But what happens when someone decides that we don't need eggs in the batter? Or they want to add jalapenos? Or what is Simon Magus comes along and says we need a secret recipe to bake spiritual cupcakes?

John Chrysostom wrote:But what happens when someone decides that we don't need eggs in the batter? Or they want to add jalapenos? Or what is Simon Magus comes along and says we need a secret recipe to bake spiritual cupcakes?

A cupcake is a cupcake. Change it too much and then it isn't a cupcake, it's a muffin...or something weird. So the real question is, what is a cupcake?
And what is a spiritual cupcake? One that contains spirits? I don't think alcoholic cupcakes are a thing....at least not in my kitchen.

Alcoholic cupcakes are totally a thing! But yeah if you change it too much they become muffins, so who decides when it becomes a muffin?

Muffins and cupcakes are two very different things. I think it'd take quite a bit of transformation for a cupcake to turn into a muffin. Plus muffins don't have any frosting while cupcakes do.

What about when you lick the frosting off a cupcake? Then is it a muffin? Is it still able to enter the kingdom of heaven as it once would have?

The ingredients in a cupcake and a muffin are quite different. Plus cupcakes (for the most part) are sweeter than muffins. So, no it wouldn't be a muffin. I think it still would be able to go to heaven.

Hmm, are Protestants the cupcake or the muffins? The unity of the ingredients in a cup cake is the most important thing I think, but I think they can be unified to and just be a different kind of cupcake.

But what if they're a muffin with icing on top pretending to be a cupcake?

Beware of Muffins in Cupcakes' clothing.