Total n00b BATTLE!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:52 pm

The Stage is set, Commissioner Eugene Blackgaard is making a speech about how he hates crime and will wip out all badness blah blah blah. SUDDENLY!!! A giant vortex opens behind the commissioner, and out pops... Eugene Blackgaard? Yes, it is he, but much younger and familliar, Eugene Blackgaard #2 grabs the old commissioner and effortly hurls him into the vortex, closing it up.

"Well, stick me in your pocket and call me a dime, it's good to be back!"

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:55 pm

Dr. Watson twirls his gold-hilted cane and shakes Eugene Blackgaard #2's hand. "Am I glad to have you back," he chuckles.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:56 pm

"It's good to be back, old chum! So, while that old goat, who for some odd reason is a paralell universe version of me, had you on his force did you get any good info we can use againts the cops?"

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:52 pm

*is glad to see the real EB appear*

EB, I'm thrilled that you have returned, old - I mean, young, chap! It is a delight to have you around, but something seems different - did you sahve?

*hopes that all prying enemy eyes will note the casual conversation*

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:59 pm

"More like, I didn't shave.

Can't you tell a beard when you see one?"

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:23 pm

"But no mustache, my good buddy! So you must have shaved!"

*laughs, hoping that she doesn't sound too nervous*

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:26 pm

"You fail to grasp the concept! You see, that EB who you knew for the last 4 months was not I, but my counterpart in a paralel dimension! That fool, John Whittaker, put me there to spoil the Blackgaard Clan's fun, and to use my good name as a puppet to elect my counterpart as Chief of Police in disguise! Terrible, isn't it?"

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:52 pm

"Very terrible! I cannot believe that John Whittaker would stoop so low! He had no idea who he was truly dealing with!"

*smiles awkwardly*

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:07 am

Are all Blackgaard's evil or do you just have evil relations?

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:11 am

"OOHHH we are veerrry eeevi--"

*Catspaw jams EB hard in the ribs*

"COUGH! *sputter* Errr we'relawabidingcitizensjustlikeyou."

Elf of Rivendell · Post by **Elf of Rivendell** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:32 am

Elf is walking around, minding her business as usual- when a small crowd attracts her attention. She turns the corner, and...

...o_0

Not again...

Feeling somewhat reassured by the weight of the lightsaber at her waist, she stands in the shadows and watches EB pull that Jekyll and Hyde thing yet again.

David O · Post by **David O** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:59 am

*Is shocked and awed*

*Considers the new devlopments... Approaches his nemesis*

Ho! Fair Blackgaard, it seems that fate has placed a testy turn on our highways of life. A very U-shaped turn. Indeed!

I have been watching you, that is, your counterpart for the last several seconds. He was my target according to some famous guy. But since you are certainly not him and vice versa... perhaps something greater could be arranged. What say you friend bearing the fiendesh face of my enemy?

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:01 am

"You seem like the dastardly sort! Dare you wish to join our band of villiansd and thie-"

*Catspaw backhands EB.*

"*sputter* Err... Our band of white collar workers and boyscouts?"

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:12 am

Watson eyes EB with a concerned gleam in his eye. What was with all this stuttering? Obviously the clan's gallant leader acumen was a little rusty since emerging from the parallel dimension vortex thingie.

Watson steps closer to EB and whispers in his ear. "To the mansion, my dear fellow--I know just the medicine to bring you back to full health."

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:42 am

Captain Jack walks around the corner and to his suprise, EB!

Hello good mate!

Ruthie · Post by **Ruthie** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:20 am

*Simbelmyne enters slowly, not sure how the other would react if they saw her.......a Non-Blackgaard*

*she comes out into the open*

Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lady Simbelmynë, I have come all across the world to see the famed Blackgaards and their mansion. I have no wish to intrude or offended you, all I would like to do is meet you and help you with whatever I can.

*smiling, she looks at everyone in the room. Waiting for somebody to say something.*

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:14 pm

LBG looked over and ate another shrimp. "Oh! I thought this was the comic book villains convention!" She looked around...

"Oops."

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:57 pm

*Barry comes up and slaps EB on the back.*

Good to see you! We can get back to those good old days now.

David O · Post by **David O** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:03 pm

*Stares queerly at Eugene Blackgaard...*

Will there be cookies and/or greater items of happiness involved in this syndicate of samaritans and scholars?

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:12 pm

David O wrote:*Stares queerly at Eugene Blackgaard...*

Will there be cookies and/or greater items of happiness involved in this syndicate of samaritans and scholars?

Dr. Watson stares back at David O and slowly nods his head. "There will be cookies, and..." he lowers his voice sinisterly..."lemonade."