The Town of Odyssey

I think you both need more satiness in your lives.

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Cue infomercial:

"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"

Voiceover, fade to logo:

"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"

I would buy it.

"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"

Love. Unconditionally.

Jelly wrote:Cue infomercial:

"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"

Voiceover, fade to logo:

"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"

THAT. Was one of the best things I've read in a long time. xD

Can I get you to write the commercials for my upcoming website?

Jelly wrote:"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"

Love. Unconditionally.

Boom!
You sold me.

Jelly wrote:Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!

That's a poor business model.

Aaaaaaand Bookworm's never ending logic comes into play.

Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.

I hate it when life is a poor business model.

Me too.

Samantha14 wrote:Aaaaaaand Bookworm's never ending logic comes into play.

Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.

Um, I think satiness is the topic now.

Absolutely. I mean, we could talk about being gay and stuff, but that conversation seems too ripe with negativity right now. I'd rather talk about satiness any day!

Yeaaahhhh, pretty much agree with you.

We should change the name of the topic.

VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!

Jelly wrote:VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!

As long as it's not one direction, I'm happy.

But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly wrote:But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.

Samantha14 wrote:

Jelly wrote:But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.

Um... I think you meant up...

~JCGJ~ wrote:

Samantha14 wrote:

Jelly wrote:But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.

Um... I think you meant up...

Uhm, no. I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Though I was totally kidding. =P