It's almost among us! There's nothing we can do to stop it. All you can do is ask yourself this....
ARE YOUREADY???
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:56 pm
by snubs
IT IS THE THING THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED!
BUT... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READDYYY
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:55 pm
by Kaida
snubs wrote:
BUT... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READDYYY
Do you have a SHOVEL? That would help. But it can't be just ANY shovel. Is.. it... orange?
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:24 pm
by snubs
I have THREE SHOVELS! BUT WHERE DO I PUT THEM! How will I know what is safe?!
I AM ONLY 14% READY.
THIS IS TOO THOOOOON.
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:32 pm
by shnoodlec
Oh so thoon.. Am I ready?? Help
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:35 pm
by snubs
shnoodlec wrote:Oh so thoon.. Am I ready?? Help
YOU ARE ONLY 2% READY
Bake some bread! BUY ALL THE EGGS! And don't forget to stockpile POPCORN!!!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:05 pm
by A2Z
This is NOT happening THOON ENOUGH!!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:27 pm
by Kaida
IT WILL THOON BE TOO THOOOOOOON
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:32 pm
by Pengwin
I HAVE DEODORANT. AM I READY??!!??!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:40 pm
by snubs
THAT IS A GOOD START, PENGUIN, but you better get extra!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:14 pm
by bookworm
Didn't we have a topic like this before? Nothing happened.
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:16 pm
by shnoodlec
BUT THIS TIME IT WILL.
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:26 pm
by snubs
bookworm wrote:Didn't we have a topic like this before? Nothing happened.
Something most certainly DID HAPPEN!
BUT!
WE WERE PREPARED,
BECAUSE WE PREPARED FOR THE THING THAT NEEDED TO BE PREPARED FOR!
Get with the program, bookworm! Because you are only 0.3% READY!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:36 pm
by Kaida
bookworm wrote:Didn't we have a topic like this before? Nothing happened.
My dearest bookworm, it has come to my attention that you are not very prepared for this thing that is happening very thoon. We all feel very afraid for you and wish you would be more than 0.3% ready. Think of fellow citizens of the ToO. Please prepare yourself before it's too late. Before the thoon thing comes any thooner.
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:50 pm
by bookworm
I'm just unsure this should be taken too seriously when not only did we have a false alarm thread in the past, but in fact the previous one was also started by you. It seems this thread could turn out to just be a repeat event. Or non event, should I say.
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:09 pm
by snubs
bookworm wrote:I'm just unsure this should be taken too seriously when not only did we have a false alarm thread in the past, but in fact the previous one was also started by you. It seems this thread could turn out to just be a repeat event. Or non event, should I say.
WOW.
just wow...
I am VERY scared for you bookworm!
YOU, OF ALLLLL PEOPLE, DON'T EVEN KNOW.
YOU ARE SO NOT PREPARED. YOU ARE NOW ONLY 0.01% PREPARED!!
THE VERY THOON THING WILL COME TOO THOON FOR BOOKWORM. AND I AM VERY AFRAID.
It's too thooon!!!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:22 pm
by Pengwin
I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 100 TIMES! HOW PREPARED AM I NOW?!!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:30 pm
by snubs
Penguin wrote:I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 100 TIMES! HOW PREPARED AM I NOW?!!
You are now 59.7% MORE PREPARED!!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:31 pm
by Jay_Smouse
Is it coming to thoon for me to prepare??!!
Re: VERY THOOOOOOOON
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:36 pm
by snubs
Jay_Smouse wrote:Is it coming to thoon for me to prepare??!!
There is still time to PREPARE! The thoon thing has not yet come, but it will be here THOONER THAN YOU THINK.