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Corrupt Wish Game
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:54 am
by Lord Sesshoumaru
Rules:
The point of the game is to grant the wish of the person before you as corrupted as you can make it, and make your own wish afterwards.
Example:
Person#1: I wish I had a boat
Person#2: Granted, but all the water has dried up.
I wish I could fly
Person#3: Granted, but people think you are an enemy plane and shoot you down.
And so on and so forth
I wish people would play this game
Lord Sesshoumaru
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:22 am
by Mr.Whit
I wish someone will donate to me.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:27 am
by Lord Sesshoumaru
granted but they donate their kidney stone to you.
I wish EK were president of the TOO
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:28 am
by Mr.Whit
Granted but I shoot him right away.
I wish you could donate me some too website.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:32 am
by Rachael Blackgaard
Granted, but I couldn't understand your post and ended up donating a PM to you.
I wish I could find my cell phone.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:41 am
by Mr.Whit
granted hand a bunch of cells in a shape of a phone
wishes someone well donte me somem too money
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:00 am
by Danadelfos
Fine but then I take all your money
I want a pig!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:11 pm
by STRYPER
but it would glow
I want my mommy
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:51 pm
by poWerbOy
granted.....but she is a raving lunatic and tries to eat you because she thinks you are a cookie
i want to be president
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:02 pm
by Oba-rai
Granted, but I will be your Vice President, and I will make a law that VP's become Presidents if the President dies. *brandishes a long butterknife*
I wish that no one would corrupt my wishes.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:05 pm
by Lord Sesshoumaru
granted but then they dont come true
I wish I had a pie
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:08 pm
by Shad Lexer
I wish your pie was moldy!
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:44 pm
by Agent Robert Mitchell
I wish I had a gasless car...
Haha! Corrupt that!
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:46 pm
by Lord Sesshoumaru
granted but then it gets stolen from you
I wish I could meet a celebrity
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:05 pm
by poWerbOy
Granted but to meet the celebrity you have to become a stalker and then you get arrested
I wish I could travel back in time
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:05 pm
by Agent Robert Mitchell
Granted, but the celeb scorns you for your lack of manners...
I wish I had some cheese pizza.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:07 pm
by poWerbOy
granted, but you just had your wisdom teeth pulled, so you can't eat it.
I wish I could be an astronaut
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:09 pm
by Agent Robert Mitchell
Granted, but you push the wrong button and get ejected towards the planet pluto.
I wish I had a brown derby hat.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:18 pm
by poWerbOy
granted, but you get hit in the head and it swells up so much the hat doesn't fit
i wish for an A on my next test
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:57 pm
by OneWay
Granted, but the test bumps your gas stove and it burns just before you hand it to the teacher.
I wish I could get NO money from the too.
Beat that!