Ha HA! It be us three, the Wonka Famil-ee!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:31 pm

Greetings fair people of Odyssey! I am William Wonka, the older brother of Willy Wonka! Our baby brother, who is not the brightest of chaps, Wullsforth Wonka, is here also!

Wot, hey? $\:D/$

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:33 pm

AIO Psyche · Post by **AIO Psyche** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:35 pm

Good morning starshine! The earth says hello! This is the magician and the chocolate wiz, the great Willy Wonka! I am proud to be a part of the Wonka family. In fact, as we speak, I am working on brand new candies just for the great citizens of the ToO! They are so great, that I needed the help of my borthers! So, get ready for the best candies you will ever eat!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:37 pm

I'm not much for making candy, I take care of the technical stuff. I'm what you'd call the brains of the family, while Willy is the Imagination, and Wullsforth is the... uh... err... stomache.

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:38 pm

Candy tastes good.

AIO Psyche · Post by **AIO Psyche** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:46 pm

That's right Wullsforth.

Now, let me announce that I have decided to open up my factory to five lucky members. Even though I just now set up my factory here in Odyssey, I've decided to open it up at long last! So, if you want a Wonka bar that might have a golden ticket in it, then please buy them! Send me $10 for every bar you want! Who knows, you might win a golden ticket! And if you're poor, and your grandparents have been in bed for YEARS, and your mom makes all your clothes, then you just might have a chance!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:46 pm

And, let's not forget our dear Sister, Wanda Wonka, who was sadly born in black-and-white.

JesusFreak777 · Post by **JesusFreak777** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:47 pm

Chocolate...yummy. Hey guys dont forget about me!

AIO Psyche · Post by **AIO Psyche** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:48 pm

Oh yes! I forgot! Welcome dear Wonda! Where have you been? Oh ya..........you were off in Kansas!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:49 pm

I didn't sister dear!

Willy Wonka wrote:That's right Wullsforth.

Now, let me announce that I have decided to open up my factory to five lucky members. Even though I just now set up my factory here in Odyssey, I've decided to open it up at long last! So, if you want a Wonka bar that might have a golden ticket in it, then please buy them! Send me $10 for every bar you want! Who knows, you might win a golden ticket! And if you're poor, and your grandparents have been in bed for YEARS, and your mom makes all your clothes, then you just might have a chance!

I'm just the company accountant/lawyer, so I have NO idea what he's talking about! $\:D/$

JesusFreak777 · Post by **JesusFreak777** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:50 pm

Actually...I was locked in the factory closet by a certain SOMEONE so that they could eat my stash of chocolate.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:51 pm

... Wulsforth?

AIO Psyche · Post by **AIO Psyche** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:52 pm

*whispers* William, I thought that we already talked about this..........

Anyways, yes! I'm opening up my factory to five lucky members!!!! So buy lots of Wonka bars!

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:53 pm

welcome, Wonkies!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:54 pm

*Whispers* And I thought I told you it was out of my hands and to talk to the city manager!

Chocolate IS indeed good! $\:D/$

AIO Psyche · Post by **AIO Psyche** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:00 pm

*whispers* Why are we whispering?

Buy Wonka bars! Buy Wonka bars! Wonderful prizes await the five lucky members!

JesusFreak777 · Post by **JesusFreak777** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:01 pm

Now, now boys.

Behave.

yes I am thier sister, and it is my job to keep them in line. I help Willian with the legal aspects at times as well as the financial side of things (we women are good with numbers you see) I don't help much with the imagination part that often, Willy is too good. I also help with the tastesting every now and then...and make sure Wullsforth doesnt eat too much candy and get sick. And that is only a tiny part of what I do around these parts.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:02 pm

And of course, every chocolate family needs a good doctor!

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:07 pm

Of course, eating all that chocolate will give you a stomachache!

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:13 pm

Hello, wonderful Wonka Famil-ee!

You all are a great model for all of us to follow...you all show each other such fine brothery love!

I am so glad that I raised you so well!

That was fun!