I'm bored, so i logged in. It's time for the n00bs to meet an old guy. Well... not an "old" old guy, but we'll call me middle-aged for the sake of the n00bs. But I digress...
1. Steve likes peanut butter. On nearly anything that isn't underwear.
2. Steve is in a punk band. They play a lot of Five Iron Frenzy and Relient K covers.
3. Steve finally watched the first season of "sherlock" and read "harry potter." He loves them both and is now a fanboy.
4. Steve now actually will listen to pop radio occasionally. Does he make fun of 85% of the songs? Absolutely, but he has the utmost respect for "fun."
5. Steve wears Old Spice "Playmaker."
6. Steve refuses to kill spiders unless they're about to kill a human or small mammal. And since he lives in the Midwest, this is a rare occurrence.
7. Steve is kind of a hipster, especially now, since he doesn't like Star Wars anymore.
8. Steve loves Jesus, because Jesus loves him back.
9. Steve thinks that you should go to
homestarrunner.com and watch all of the cartoons because they're hilarious.
10. Steve is not actually middle-aged, in fact, he is still stuck in high school and wishes that he could skip senior year and his first two years of college so that he can do something useful with his life.
Looking forward to seeing you around! 
