So, um...what were we talking about?

I seem to have lost my memory

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So, um...what were we talking about?

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I'm told that I passed out in the parking lot of Frank's Breakfast Inn yesterday and was taken here to Odyssey Memorial Hospital. I'm grateful to the guy who brought me here--Alexander Barclay. He says I'm supposed to know him, but I can't remember ever seeing him before. Then there's this lady that really creeps me out. Her name is Lucy. She was sitting in my hospital room this afternoon when I came to. I don't know her, but as soon as my eyes opened she tried to kiss me! I pushed her away, of course. I don't go for love at first sight--she's a gorgeous woman, but that's just not proper--unless what she's saying is true. She acts pretty distressed that I don't know her, because according to her she's my wife! But that's just too much to believe. I would remember my own wife if I had one, I'm sure! This is all pretty creepy. Does this make sense to anyone else?
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It sure doesn't make sense to me! :-s Kris darling, don't believe that Lucy person! :noway: Don't you remember me? Your real true love? Please say that you remember me! :inlove:
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:-s
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Ditto

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Hi cousin, do you remember me?
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Oh no! My brother lost his memory! :mad: Poor Lucy! She's been forgotten!
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Nugget! \:D/
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She's telling the truth, Kris!

You see, you and Lucy are members of the Blackgaard Clan. You've been trying to get the Maxwell Alliance to merge with us for several months now.

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No! Don't listen to her! You're a Doyle! :mecry: And the Maxwell Alliance is not merging with the Blackgaards!






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... :-s

Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future... \:D/
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Me? :mecry:

Wait, I'm leaving with you...
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The Top Crusader wrote:... :-s

Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future... \:D/
Does that mean that you disapprove of my newfound love for Kris Doyle? :( Because I was lying to him anyway - he really is married to Lucy, or so he's said in the past!
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Lucy wrote:I express similar sentiments to those posted by the user above me.

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Congrads! From the above posts, I have come to the conclusion your married to Kris Doyle! Good luck getting him to reconize you. :P
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Oh Kris! You have the whole family in an uproar! We're all very worried about you! Doctor Morton assures us your memory loss is only temporaray but Lucy is still distraught! I assure you that you are married to her and you have nothing to do with the Blackbeards!
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Catspaw wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:... :-s

Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future... \:D/
Does that mean that you disapprove of my newfound love for Kris Doyle? :(
Not at all! \:D/

It's just a well documented fact that Lucy married Tuna Cassarole YEARS ago, and I don't think it's right to claim marriage to a married woman. :noway:
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The Top Crusader wrote:
Catspaw wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:... :-s

Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future... \:D/
Does that mean that you disapprove of my newfound love for Kris Doyle? :(
Not at all! \:D/

It's just a well documented fact that Lucy married Tuna Cassarole YEARS ago, and I don't think it's right to claim marriage to a married woman. :noway:
That's an excellent point, Top! I wonder how poor Ham feels about this - Tuna Cassarole is her cousin, isn't she? :-k
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Bradley Doyle wrote:Hi cousin, do you remember me?
Cousin? No, I'm sorry...I don't remember you. Are you sure we're related?
Karin Doyle wrote:Oh no! My brother lost his memory! :mad: Poor Lucy! She's been forgotten!
Your brother? Do I know him? I guess I'm not the only one with memory problems.
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Lucy wrote:I express similar sentiments to those posted by the user above me.

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Congrads! From the above posts, I have come to the conclusion your married to Kris Doyle! Good luck getting him to reconize you. :P
Is her name Lucy, too? She's not the same one who claims to be my wife.
Pepper Doyle wrote:Oh Kris! You have the whole family in an uproar! We're all very worried about you! Doctor Morton assures us your memory loss is only temporary but Lucy is still distraught! I assure you that you are married to her and you have nothing to do with the Blackbeards!
Who are you? Who are the Blackbeards? Everyone here is beginning to seem rather familiar, but I just can't place anyone. I am at a complete loss for whom to believe.

I need to pray about this...
*folds hands* :pray:
Dear Lord Jesus...uhhh... :-k
*wondering what to say*



























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Of course you know my brother! You are my brother!

(Now I feel like Miriam on Prince of Egypt! "You are our brother!" :? )
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Don't you remember taking me to the hospital with a fractured wrist?
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Bradley Doyle wrote:Don't you remember taking me to the hospital with a fractured wrist?
Do you mean you had a fractured wrist and I took you to the hospital, or I had a fractured wrist and I took you to the hospital? Either way, no, I don't remember anything like that. Wait...I've seen you somewhere before. I'm sure of it! I just can't think of where.

--Kris Doyle
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