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The Peanut Butter Randoms!
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Jaina Sal Solo
- I've been here a bit
- Posts: 186
- Joined: October 2008
- Location: *hides cookies*
Where have you been, SivartM? Solo kid is a major Anti-Random!SivartM wrote:Are you some kind of crazy anti-Random?
*throws a self-detonating 32.15 GB jumpdrive at Solo kid*
K1: Here's a present, Solo kid!
Solo: What's this? Some USB thingy! I wonder if JED knows how to use it. Thanks, I guess. *walks away to find a computer with a free USB port*
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*BOOM*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
K1: I apologize, JED. I thought I had set the timer for a shorter length.
JED: Well, don't ever do that again, OK?
Siv: Watch out!!! The Anti-Rand-- *gets thrown around like a rag doll by an explosion*
*the shockwave hits JED and K1 as well*
*BBBB-----OOOO-----oooooo-----mmmm----......*
K1, JED, and Siv: Woaah! (Attempting to emulate Rodney in "Aloha, Oy!")
Solo kid: Gotcha, K1! And you too, JED!
JED: I'm going to get my sister, if it's the first thing I do!
Amy: Woah! What happened to you guys? Did Pseudonym do that to you?
K1: Solo kid threw a 2.000005 (perhaps it was 2.0000052) megaton exploding pumpkin with orange light-up smily stickers at us. It exploded precisely on schedule, ergo our disheveled appearance.
JED: Well, don't ever do that again, OK?
Siv: Watch out!!! The Anti-Rand-- *gets thrown around like a rag doll by an explosion*
*the shockwave hits JED and K1 as well*
*BBBB-----OOOO-----oooooo-----mmmm----......*
K1, JED, and Siv: Woaah! (Attempting to emulate Rodney in "Aloha, Oy!")
Solo kid: Gotcha, K1! And you too, JED!
JED: I'm going to get my sister, if it's the first thing I do!
Amy: Woah! What happened to you guys? Did Pseudonym do that to you?
K1: Solo kid threw a 2.000005 (perhaps it was 2.0000052) megaton exploding pumpkin with orange light-up smily stickers at us. It exploded precisely on schedule, ergo our disheveled appearance.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
K1: Ow, I still hurt from that pumpkin. 
BBB: So is HQ secured now?
Siv: Yeah, and I'll be running the computers and stuff.
Amy: And I'll be bossing you around through the walkie talkie!
Siv: Hey, what are you doing BBB?
BBB: *holds up pom-poms and a GO RANDOMS sign* I'll be cheerleading!
Amy: So helpful...
Jelly: I know... Anyway, let's go troops!
Randoms: Yes sir!
Siv: See you later!
((Siv, make sure to check out the Random Battle thread.))
BBB: So is HQ secured now?
Siv: Yeah, and I'll be running the computers and stuff.
Amy: And I'll be bossing you around through the walkie talkie!
Siv: Hey, what are you doing BBB?
BBB: *holds up pom-poms and a GO RANDOMS sign* I'll be cheerleading!
Amy: So helpful...
Jelly: I know... Anyway, let's go troops!
Randoms: Yes sir!
Siv: See you later!
((Siv, make sure to check out the Random Battle thread.))
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SivartM
- Hamster
- Posts: 3748
- Joined: June 2005
- Location: Um... let's see... where was that? Uh... yes!
- Contact:
*checks Random battle thread*
*stumbles back in a few minutes*
Siv: My head is obviously not connected right, because I'm still lost.
Amy: No problem, just get step into my latest invention, the Head-Straightener!
Siv: It looks... scary.
K1: Where have you been? Of course it looks scary!
Siv: I was... oh, never mind. *steps into scary machine*
*flashing lights and stuff*
BBB: Look, it's the Jonas brothers!
Amy: Look, it's the cast of High School Musical!
*BBB and Amy run off and leave the machine running*
Thirty minutes later...
BBB: Wow, my autograph book is full!
Amy: Mine too! Oops, we left the machine running.
BBB: Is that bad?
Amy: Only if you leave it running for more than ten minutes.
BBB: Well, we couldn't have been gone that long.
*they turn off machine*
Siv: Hello. This is a place. I am Siv. You are people.
BBB: What's wrong with him?
Amy: I think his brain is scrambled...
BBB: You ate it!
Amy: Well, something in his head then!
Siv: You are arguing. There is a large quantity of nitrogen in the air.
Amy: He's so...
BBB: ...literal!
Everyone: *runs away screaming*
Siv: Those are people. They are running. Their distance from me is growing.
*stumbles back in a few minutes*
Siv: My head is obviously not connected right, because I'm still lost.
Amy: No problem, just get step into my latest invention, the Head-Straightener!
Siv: It looks... scary.
K1: Where have you been? Of course it looks scary!
Siv: I was... oh, never mind. *steps into scary machine*
*flashing lights and stuff*
BBB: Look, it's the Jonas brothers!
Amy: Look, it's the cast of High School Musical!
*BBB and Amy run off and leave the machine running*
Thirty minutes later...
BBB: Wow, my autograph book is full!
Amy: Mine too! Oops, we left the machine running.
BBB: Is that bad?
Amy: Only if you leave it running for more than ten minutes.
BBB: Well, we couldn't have been gone that long.
*they turn off machine*
Siv: Hello. This is a place. I am Siv. You are people.
BBB: What's wrong with him?
Amy: I think his brain is scrambled...
BBB: You ate it!
Amy: Well, something in his head then!
Siv: You are arguing. There is a large quantity of nitrogen in the air.
Amy: He's so...
BBB: ...literal!
Everyone: *runs away screaming*
Siv: Those are people. They are running. Their distance from me is growing.
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
Amy: But now he is literal, which sounds a lot like Liberal, which is bad! I guess we have to give up on the charity thing now, what with the war and Siv's current dilemma.
Popular Kids: YAY!!!! *run away to give nerds wedgies*
Drama Kids: Aw... *walk away sadly to rehearse for their dinner theater performance*
Lawyers: As your lawyers we must strongly reccomend that you continue with your philanthropic activities and simply discharge from service the disrupting party known as 'SivartM'.
BBB: That's it! *reactivates the new security system*
*The lawyers find themselves zapped, surrounded by penguins, and inside a cage*
K1: I suggest we retreat before the anthrax sprayer is activated!
Amy: I concur! *the Randoms run off to find Siv*
Lawyers: We strongly disapprove of this biohazardous and unconstitutional security system!
Amy and Jelly: *run back* Unconstitutional?! We're Canadian! *run off*
Lawyer: *to the other lawyers* I recommend that we use our cell phones to call our secretaries to bail us out in this dire situa---*anthrax spray douses them*
Lawyers: OBJECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *are dropped down a chute leading to the nearest CDC*
Popular Kids: YAY!!!! *run away to give nerds wedgies*
Drama Kids: Aw... *walk away sadly to rehearse for their dinner theater performance*
Lawyers: As your lawyers we must strongly reccomend that you continue with your philanthropic activities and simply discharge from service the disrupting party known as 'SivartM'.
BBB: That's it! *reactivates the new security system*
*The lawyers find themselves zapped, surrounded by penguins, and inside a cage*
K1: I suggest we retreat before the anthrax sprayer is activated!
Amy: I concur! *the Randoms run off to find Siv*
Lawyers: We strongly disapprove of this biohazardous and unconstitutional security system!
Amy and Jelly: *run back* Unconstitutional?! We're Canadian! *run off*
Lawyer: *to the other lawyers* I recommend that we use our cell phones to call our secretaries to bail us out in this dire situa---*anthrax spray douses them*
Lawyers: OBJECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *are dropped down a chute leading to the nearest CDC*
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SivartM
- Hamster
- Posts: 3748
- Joined: June 2005
- Location: Um... let's see... where was that? Uh... yes!
- Contact:
Siv: I am typing.
K1: What are we going to do?
BBB: Is there a cure for this, Amy?
Amy: Well, we could try putting him in the Head-Straightener and setting it to "reverse" for a few minutes.
*they do that*
Siv: I am in a machine.
Amy: *flips reverse switch*
K1: What are we going to do?
BBB: Is there a cure for this, Amy?
Amy: Well, we could try putting him in the Head-Straightener and setting it to "reverse" for a few minutes.
*they do that*
Siv: I am in a machine.
Amy: *flips reverse switch*
JED: *comes in room reading statistics* AHA I found it! The only way I can defeat Solo Kid with the lightside of the force is by utilizing the ancient skill of battle meditiation?
Everyone: HUH?
JED: It's when you use the force to meditate and you dampen the spirits of the bad guys and raise the spirits of the good guys!
BBB: What did I tell you about using the force? It's for lazy people!
JED: But I-
BBB: Furthermore why do you stoop down to Solo's level?
JED: If I-
BBB: And why has SOlo kid thrown ANOTHER pumpkin bomb in here?
BOMB: BOOF
Everyone: *thrown about like a rag doll except for Siv who is in the machine.*
*thirty minutes later Siv is still in the machine and it is still switched to reverse*
Everyone: HUH?
JED: It's when you use the force to meditate and you dampen the spirits of the bad guys and raise the spirits of the good guys!
BBB: What did I tell you about using the force? It's for lazy people!
JED: But I-
BBB: Furthermore why do you stoop down to Solo's level?
JED: If I-
BBB: And why has SOlo kid thrown ANOTHER pumpkin bomb in here?
BOMB: BOOF
Everyone: *thrown about like a rag doll except for Siv who is in the machine.*
*thirty minutes later Siv is still in the machine and it is still switched to reverse*
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
Amy: Okay, now he's too Random!
*everyone gasps*
BBB: Amy how could you?!
K1: I cannot bear to be around her anymore!
Jelly: I agree!
Siv: Adfa#^&*weiewww2$ereer!
Candy: *mutters* How does he pronounce that?!
*Amy is shunned by all of the Randoms*
Amy: What? What did I do?!
BBB: *calls flying monkeys* Throw her out!
*monkeys take Amy away*
Amy: WAIT! WHAT DID I DO?!
*Amy is gone*
BBB: Great, now Siv is messed up and Am---er--- the Shunned One is being shunned!
Candy: Yeah, now we can't talk, eat, give things to, speak of, help, or stay in the same room with Am---the Shunned One! I meant to say the Shunned One!
OTR: Why again?
Siv: Telrwne#rwor45eneonw$#@l!
JED: I think Siv is trying to say that Amy must be shunned because she said that Siv was too random.
OTR: Oh. Well actually, Amy may be---
*everyone glares at OTR*
OTR: Uh... ill! Amy may be ill!
BBB: *shrugs* Unless the Shunned One figures out her sin and goes though the atonement process, there's nothing we can do, except for tear the Shunned One's images and get rid of their stuff. Now let's focus on Siv.
Siv: Adfawernaweria#$%wle123@#$rinwe!
K1: Maybe we should put him back in that machine...
*everyone gasps*
BBB: Amy how could you?!
K1: I cannot bear to be around her anymore!
Jelly: I agree!
Siv: Adfa#^&*weiewww2$ereer!
Candy: *mutters* How does he pronounce that?!
*Amy is shunned by all of the Randoms*
Amy: What? What did I do?!
BBB: *calls flying monkeys* Throw her out!
*monkeys take Amy away*
Amy: WAIT! WHAT DID I DO?!
*Amy is gone*
BBB: Great, now Siv is messed up and Am---er--- the Shunned One is being shunned!
Candy: Yeah, now we can't talk, eat, give things to, speak of, help, or stay in the same room with Am---the Shunned One! I meant to say the Shunned One!
OTR: Why again?
Siv: Telrwne#rwor45eneonw$#@l!
JED: I think Siv is trying to say that Amy must be shunned because she said that Siv was too random.
OTR: Oh. Well actually, Amy may be---
*everyone glares at OTR*
OTR: Uh... ill! Amy may be ill!
BBB: *shrugs* Unless the Shunned One figures out her sin and goes though the atonement process, there's nothing we can do, except for tear the Shunned One's images and get rid of their stuff. Now let's focus on Siv.
Siv: Adfawernaweria#$%wle123@#$rinwe!
K1: Maybe we should put him back in that machine...
Siv: What is with all the strange names?
K1: Strange names? I beg to differ.
OTR: We are part of a fad. Have you ever heard of "Fiddler on the Roof?"
Siv: There's a fiddler on the roof? Can I shoot him with waffle assassins and four-inch penthrowers? I do not like intruders on the roof.
OTR: No! It's a movie!
K1: I concur. The movie Fiddler on the Roof was filmed in 1971. It starred Topol as Tevye, a Jewish milkman living in Anatevka, Russia around the turn of the 20th century. The main plot...
OTR: Sure, Fyedka. Who cares about all that?
Amy: *busts in on the conversation* It's party time! Jellyfish11 is about to wed BBB! Where are the purple meatless meat chickenburgers with Tabasco sauce?
J11: Ew! I don't want any of that stuff at my wedding reception.
BBB: But, Jellydearest, what true Random can endure them without Tabasco sauce?
K1: Strange names? I beg to differ.
OTR: We are part of a fad. Have you ever heard of "Fiddler on the Roof?"
Siv: There's a fiddler on the roof? Can I shoot him with waffle assassins and four-inch penthrowers? I do not like intruders on the roof.
OTR: No! It's a movie!
K1: I concur. The movie Fiddler on the Roof was filmed in 1971. It starred Topol as Tevye, a Jewish milkman living in Anatevka, Russia around the turn of the 20th century. The main plot...
OTR: Sure, Fyedka. Who cares about all that?
Amy: *busts in on the conversation* It's party time! Jellyfish11 is about to wed BBB! Where are the purple meatless meat chickenburgers with Tabasco sauce?
J11: Ew! I don't want any of that stuff at my wedding reception.
BBB: But, Jellydearest, what true Random can endure them without Tabasco sauce?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Over the Rainbow
- Blissfully Oblivious
- Posts: 3086
- Joined: March 2008
- Location: ...somewhere over the rainbow...
Fiddler: (In the distance) Help! Some flying monkeys are attacking me and shooting waffles at me!
OTR: No! Not the fiddler! Anyone but the fiddler!
K1: We must save him!
Amy: Traitors! You will do no such thing!
*locks OTR and K1 in invisible force field surronded by evil pug guards*
Amy: Now I will trap BBB and Siv and than I will be the ONLY Queen of Random!
*wicked laugh*
OTR: No! Not the fiddler! Anyone but the fiddler!
K1: We must save him!
Amy: Traitors! You will do no such thing!
*locks OTR and K1 in invisible force field surronded by evil pug guards*
Amy: Now I will trap BBB and Siv and than I will be the ONLY Queen of Random!
*wicked laugh*
K1 (inside force field): I never knew BBB wanted to be the Queen of Randoms. I didn't even know Siv (???) wanted to be either.
OTR: I don't think they can hear you, K1. I think the force field blocks out sound.
Amy: *muted due to force field*
Siv: *muted due to force field*
JED: *muted due to force field, but because of the way he's motioning, I think he's talking about the large band of flying monkeys that is returning from the roof...*
Amy: *muted due to force field*
K1: Oh, boy...
OTR: This is boring in here... would you like to play a game?
Amy: *muted due to force field*
OTR: I don't think they can hear you, K1. I think the force field blocks out sound.
Amy: *muted due to force field*
Siv: *muted due to force field*
JED: *muted due to force field, but because of the way he's motioning, I think he's talking about the large band of flying monkeys that is returning from the roof...*
Amy: *muted due to force field*
K1: Oh, boy...
OTR: This is boring in here... would you like to play a game?
Amy: *muted due to force field*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
That's called PLOT TWIST and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.Amethystic wrote:Hey, since when am I evil and trying to eliminate BBB and Siv?!
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
