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Post by Dredge »

You do. In a dark alleyway.

I wish I could have been at Trump Tower last Election Night.
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Post by Tea Ess »

You were.

I wish for the following post to destroy my wish.
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Post by Connie G. »

OOOH BURN

Your wish is granted. Your wish is destroyed, and therefore fulfilled. #Paradox:twisted:

i wish to not be sick tomorrow
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Post by Tea Ess »

Granted! You're healthy tomorrow, but then sick for ten days after that. :p

I wish for spring to get here soon.
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Post by Connie G. »

it does but then it's in the 90's all through march
and congrats TS I'm sick again today >_>

I wish for advil
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Post by GJ »

You get more than one advil capsule, soothing tea, and a hug. :)



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Post by Connie G. »

Thank you, thank you. You die your hair blue, end of story. You regret it.


I wish I could go to an OC concert.
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You do--- in Georgia.

I wish my bike was faster.
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The bicycle cannot possibly move quicker by its own.

I wish we had macaroons...
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Post by Connie G. »

Yaay, thank you so much.

You do, and they're green bean flavored

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Post by Dredge »

You are, during a medical emergency.

I wish the BBB didn't have the power it does.
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Post by The Mysterious »

Wish granted, but a worse organization gains the power.

I wish that the U. S. Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade.
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Post by Monty_Whittaker »

They do, but then DC is nuked.
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You do, but your life is horrible.

I wish Adam Kokesh wins the Presidential election (no not really, just to see what someone will respond to this).
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