Ask KODY 105

[Marvin D.]

Why did Bob Booth ask if I was you?

Do you like college?

Why do you know Ben's real name and I do too?

[KODY 105]

How do I get rid of a squirrel that lives in my walls? He's starting to annoy me.

I have no idea. I suggest you hire a professional pest control agent.

Why did Bob Booth ask if I was you?

Do you like college?

Why do you know Ben's real name and I do too?

Because he is a curious individual and you use my name, Marvin.

I wouldn't know.

Well, I think Ben Linus emailed me once from a private email address. But that was a long time ago and I don't remember it now. But it was a regular girl's name, not "Ben."

[Marvin D.]

Ah, ok. Your real life name is Marvin?

So I am the only one who REMEMBERS Ben's name.

[Ben Linus]

...Psh. Thanks for talking about me yes, young one, you should be very proud of yourself...at least now you won't mistake me for a guy, like people have the habit of doing

So anyway; questions!

Do you think Mitch should come back and marry Connie?

[Lord Sesshoumaru]

How long has it been?

[Marvin D.]

...Psh. Thanks for talking about me yes, young one, you should be very proud of yourself...at least now you won't mistake me for a guy, like people have the habit of doing

Speaking of that, listen to what I wrote for an essay:
Ben had to laugh at the joke. He admitted it was good. HER friend, Jason, said, "Was it a good one?" SHE nodded.
Now I think of BEN=she!!!!

[KODY 105]

...Psh. Thanks for talking about me yes, young one, you should be very proud of yourself...at least now you won't mistake me for a guy, like people have the habit of doing

So anyway; questions!

Do you think Mitch should come back and marry Connie?

I don't know. I'm still in denial about Katrina...

How long has it been?

Since when, may I inquire?

[Lord Sesshoumaru]

since whenever

[Amethystic]

Why don't the Randoms have a policy on talking toast? *holds up manual* This is most improper!

[KODY 105]

Why don't the Randoms have a policy on talking toast? *holds up manual* This is most improper!

We do not have a policy on talking toast because the need has never before arisen. But now we shall confer according to Document RT84.2-A(c)3 and write the policy.

[Moontide]

What software do you use to make those Odyssey back rounds?

[Ben Linus]

Why is there a squirrl chewing holes in my ceiling?

Why don't the Randoms have a policy on talking toast? *holds up manual* This is most improper!

We do not have a policy on talking toast because the need has never before arisen. But now we shall confer according to Document RT84.2-A(c)3 and write the policy.

Thank you.

Speaking of that, listen to what I wrote for an essay:
Ben had to laugh at the joke. He admitted it was good. HER friend, Jason, said, "Was it a good one?" SHE nodded.
Now I think of BEN=she!!!!

Good job, little one. You might just suceed in living in this wild world...

[Marvin D.]

Speaking of that, listen to what I wrote for an essay:
Ben had to laugh at the joke. He admitted it was good. HER friend, Jason, said, "Was it a good one?" SHE nodded.
Now I think of BEN=she!!!!

Good job, little one. You might just suceed in living in this wild world...

Sure thing elder...I just might....

K1, why does Ben sign in and out over and over again?!

[Amethystic]

Why don't the Randoms have a policy on talking toast? *holds up manual* This is most improper!

We do not have a policy on talking toast because the need has never before arisen. But now we shall confer according to Document RT84.2-A(c)3 and write the policy.

And what does that document say?

[Marvin D.]

Why don't the Randoms have a policy on talking toast? *holds up manual* This is most improper!

We do not have a policy on talking toast because the need has never before arisen. But now we shall confer according to Document RT84.2-A(c)3 and write the policy.

And what does that document say?

It'd better say something good so that I can keep on eating my yummy toast, K1.

[Ben Linus]

Why does MitchnTrent have a need to ask questions about me? Why doesn't he just ask me?

Speaking of that, listen to what I wrote for an essay:
Ben had to laugh at the joke. He admitted it was good. HER friend, Jason, said, "Was it a good one?" SHE nodded.
Now I think of BEN=she!!!!

Good job, little one. You might just suceed in living in this wild world...

Sure thing elder...I just might....

K1, why does Ben sign in and out over and over again?!

Because, I only get on the computer once a day--and only for a few minutes, usually. I don't have time to linger often when schools on. But in the summer, I shalt be around more See? Coulda just asked me.

[KODY 105]

What software do you use to make those Odyssey back rounds?

I used MS Paint, Irfanview (simple manipulation such as skew, scale, etc., and not any traditional drafting or drawing), and Photoshop. That was a long time ago, and I consider that if I tried now, I could probably do it again much easier with Illustrator if I spent a while at it. I actually drew the background by hand in red/yellow coloring. Then I altered the colors mathematically, blurred them, and gave them a shading effect. I used to offer any color of the rainbow, but my graphic design services for the ToO have been inactive for some months now.

Why is there a squirrl chewing holes in my ceiling?

Because squirrels were designed by God to chew things. And what a mess they cause when they chew electrical wiring! (120 VAC @ 60Hz messed with a body!)

K1, why does Ben sign in and out over and over again?!

Because she gets on and off the computer quite frequently.

Why don't the Randoms have a policy on talking toast? *holds up manual* This is most improper!

We do not have a policy on talking toast because the need has never before arisen. But now we shall confer according to Document RT84.2-A(c)3 and write the policy.

And what does that document say?

I seem to have misplaced my copy. Would you please email me the most recent revision please?

Why does MitchnTrent have a need to ask questions about me? Why doesn't he just ask me?

Because he likes to interact with more than just one user. He is a very personable individual!

[Marvin D.]

Yeah, that's right. And Ben, my name is MITCHnTRENT, not MitchnTrent.

[Amethystic]

Document RT84.2-A(c)4

If any or all of the Randoms inexplicably find themselves feeling attracted to walruses, a psychologist is to be contacted immediately--oops, wrong document.

Document RT84.2-A(c)3

If a new policy needs to be added to the Randoms handbook, all available Randoms must assemble in Randoms HQ. After they have assembled, they must discuss, in true Random fashion, the reasons for and conditions of the policy before it is added to the handbook. The only exceptions to this are when there are hostile takeovers occuring or there is a giant space waffle flying towards Earth.

[Marvin D.]

*looks for a giant waffle* There's one--no, it isn't...*sighs* Shall we meet?!