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Do you believe in UFOs!?!?!

YES!!!!!!!! As in, yes, there are unidentified flying objects out there.
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YES!!!!!!!! As in... ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, BUT YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YES, NAZI CRAFTS AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YES, OUR OWN GOVERNMENT FLYING FUNNY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YES, A COMBINATION OF NAZI TECH AND OUR GOVERNMENT AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.
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A Discussion of UFO Theories that is not an "Ask" topic.

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I have been researching UFOs lately for lack of much better to do and clearly now have all the answers available to the common man! \:D/ Let's see how long this topic can survive outside of HH! \:D/
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Ooh UFO's! Tell me how big are they?
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Will they blend? That is the question. \:D/
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Ooh yeah and what do they look like!
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thegreenringC wrote:Ooh UFO's! Tell me how big are they?
Well, the Foo Fighters, which there tends to be the most footage of, were not much bigger than a beach ball. ;) They were remote controlled from the ground, and did not have a tiny man in them. :(



Not the best video clip I've ever seen but most of them are in the middle of documentaries. ;)

Wikipedia link to Foo Fighters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighter

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So as you can see there is ample sightings! :x

As far as size of manned crafts... eh, well, bigger than a beach ball. ;) I'm not sure off the top of my head but I don't think they were overly large.

The Flying Wing was kind of big but I'm not sure if we are counting that as a UFO, since even though they weren't used in combat that we know of, they are confirmed to exist (I think--and Indiana Jones fought the big bald guy on one!).

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And they will blend frappes but not smoothies! \:D/
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Do YOU think there are real alien maned UFO's?
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Joanne wrote:Do YOU think there are real alien maned UFO's?
No, that's dumb! \:D/

I think the government has pushed the idea of aliens to get people off the trail of their black projects. :-$
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Joanne wrote:Do YOU think there are real alien maned UFO's?
No, that's dumb! \:D/
Good, cause last night when that one alien ship captured me and questioned me I was telling them that they weren't real. When we meet again tonight I'll tell them what you said. :D
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The accounts of alien abduction/experimentation seems to have coincidently arrived at the same time as LSD and other hallucinogenic drugs. ;)

However there are plenty of solid accounts of sightings throughout the 1940's and 1950's--including many front page newspaper headlines.

In fact, President Truman finally addressed it after basically everyone in Washington, DC saw them flying around the capital. ;)

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Have you ever seen a UFO??

How many sightings are there a year?
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Joanne wrote:Have you ever seen a UFO??

How many sightings are there a year?
I have not.

There are thousands of reports every year but of course a lot of them are people lying or that saw a balloon or something. ;)

There were recently some over Israel, apparently.

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When was the last UFO made?
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How do UFOs work?
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Am I a UFO? Because when I fly, I am unidentified object :(
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Is Marvin an Alien?
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thegreenringC wrote:When was the last UFO made?
Well, it can be assumed that the original batch would have ended in 1945 as allied forced ransacked Nazi bases. ;) They weren't eager for us or the Soviets to find their awesome stuff so they offed their scientists and destroyed a lot of equipment and blueprints... but some things survived.

The famous Roswell incident (which is 100% confirmed that... *something* crashed...) in 1947 could have been either a Nazi craft from South America or our own experiment using their technology. Quite a few Nazi scientists fled to South America and the Nazis had labs and such down there throughout World War II even though no war front was present down there.

So... that doesn't entirely answer the question, it can probably be assumed that while obviously the Nazis have been too busy being dead for a while to build anything, that our own people have been experimenting with the technology at either Area 51 or Wright-Patterson Air Force Base... as well as the Soviets who probably found some fun things as well. It's all Black Project stuff that the public doesn't really know about though so its hard to determine.

It gets a little confusing because in the late 40's and through the 50's, if you dig around you will find actual government projects trying to get to the bottom of it, such as Project Blue Book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Book

And at least one account of a pilot dying as a result of UFO investigation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantell_UFO_incident

So... the question is, were these US government flight tests that they created programs to try to cover up? Were they so top secret most of the military didn't know, so they enacted Project Blue Book, etc? Or was it left over Nazis or Soviets doing some spying at the dawn of the Cold War?
SivartM wrote:How do UFOs work?
The Nazi technology was insanely ahead of its time, it is 100% documented fact that they had blueprints of anti-gravity devices, using electromagnetic pulse to fly. Its just that none of the actual devices beyond the blueprints are known to the public.

Of course, HOW they had that technology is another issue. ;) Most people would say they were just smart--some will tell you that Hitler and/or his high up people were part of the Thule Society ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thule_Society ), who communicated with fallen angels and were given the technology for war, much as happened in the Book of Enoch. ;) However that is clearly speculation. :-$
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Yes, you would then meet the criteria. ;)
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Why is this in FM? That's MY question...
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...because it is a discussion on UFOs? Is there a UFO or Military Technology forum for me to post of this matter in? :noway:

I expect dumb questions but I am trying to give legitimate information for those interested and I hope for a semi-serious discussion. ;) If this were in HH or something it would deteriorate rather quickly I fear. :(
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Ah. I see.

Whats your theory as to the origin of 99% of UFOs? And the other 1%?
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thegreenringC wrote:Is Marvin an Alien?
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That is the most amazing thing I've seen all day. \:D/
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