I go on the interwebs today, and all of cyberspace is flooded with this story. Even news sites! So-and-so said they like it, so-and-so said they didn’t, why did he do it, and on and on and on. It’s ridiculous. But slightly amusing.
So I just felt like taking this time to bring you up to date on the top stories of what is apparently the most important thing going on in the world right now.
If you don’t like his haircut, don’t complain, just join the Twitter revolt. That’ll teach him!
And if you’re so upset by this you just can’t handle it, don’t worry! You can buy some of his old hair so you’ll always be able to remember it! You only need about $7,000.
But if you can’t afford that, there’s another solution! Just go see his wax statue at Madame Tussauds. It will have his old hair style. *sigh of relief*